I'm gonna be the world's loudest pisser!
this post was submitted on 02 Jan 2025
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Having your crush as your legitimate wingman is a fucking superpower beyond all superpowers.
So I would clearly take the pink pill if necking them all at once isn't an option.
I'd take yellow because nothing would change
So take green then maybe?
Nah, I don't like weed or any of the other options
Why is this so funny? It's fucking stupid 😂
blue, so I would finally have a friend
I love that ability. I always want greedy billionaires and hateful politicians to be made a fool of. Now I can do it with comedy.
No violence and death, just lots of dookies. Oh this is so fun.
PowerRanger colors explained.
The green ranger was pretty dope, so this fits.
My first instinct was pink, but on second thought blue. There is no saying that because the pill makes them my friend that it couldn't ever change. If not, I could always use more hot friends who could hook me up with their hot friends.
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Purple but myself. Please myself. Dear gods myself.
Only if you’re a people.
What if I already have the blue pill power? Does it cancel out in some sort of strange overdose condition?
I must have taken that blue pill at some point.