No OP, but the question is flawed. Both can't exist in the same universe according to the standard definition, unless you made a custom definition which would decide whether it can or not.

I’m sitting on a couch rn and it’s probably the comfiest couch in the world I can’t lie

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I’m bpt11, or Bryce My quest is to be friends with lots of people and hang out and have fun I really like brown yellow and blue I do not know why I haven’t seen Monty python in a while

Nothing much I’m just making two loaves of bread rn

Ask me anything

Anything

I know that people really like mustard so I don’t have any particular problem with it, but I myself do not enjoy mustard so no. Just a preference

I really wanna be a dad, and my dream is to own a record store / cafe / thrift store kinda thing

I have been unemployed for about 8 months now, I took a 9 month 600 hour marketing course that got me several certifications and helped me start my own projects but have yet to get any employment out of it. My marketing education is actually what helped me open my eyes to how I should care for my privacy more than I do and help others do the same.

I’ve used what I’ve learned to help grow my own projects, but in a way that is respectful and not malicious. Using it for “good instead of evil” if you will. I honestly don’t think I could work professionally in marketing in my right mind, because most people don’t do it the respectful way and it’d honestly make me feel like a bad person, so I’ve actually been mainly looking for jobs outside of it, or only applying for agencies and companies that I think seem trustworthy.

But, I’ve been trying to keep myself busy in the time with those projects, kind of trying to turn that into my job. I have a music blog that I run, I do some freelance writing, and more recently have been pursuing a YouTube, all three of which have seen pretty decent success. I’ve been fortunate enough to be in a situation where I have the freedom to pursue that as I continue my job search, and I have a deep appreciation for those that help and support me. It’s frustrating and sad to do so many interviews week to week and hear nothing back, but I have a great support system so it’s not so bad. And yes, although I do wish I had better income, I do like my job it’s pretty fun :)

tldr, I’ve been lucky enough to use my education to support my own projects as my “job” while I pursue a real job, and I do like it. Sorry for the long and complicated answer, I had a lot to say about it.

I’m pretty open to any and all music but my favorite genres are rap and hip hop, ex the roots, Tyler the Creator etc, jazz, rock and a bunch of its subgenres, and yeah just a bunch of other stuff. And I do think I’m pretty happy with my life right now. 2025 is off to a pretty great start.

I don’t really remember my first fictional childhood crush

I have an iPhone 13

I think that pancakes when done right are the far superior option, but people don’t often do them right so waffles feel safer most of the time

Tenders all the way

I think my favorite game is either Baldurs Gate 3, RDR2, or Hollow Knight. If I’m thinking back real far then Sonic Adventure 2 is a contender too, I played that a lot as a kid

Green is great! I prefer a dark, earthier green but light green isn’t bad.

It is 1:07 AM as I am writing this.

I definitely think ghosts are real.

In 5 years I hope I have 1 or 2 kids, and a nice stable job to provide for them and my wife, living in a cute little house somewhere in the eastern United States

I think I’m the best match cuz I’m awesome 😎