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[โ€“] ooklamok@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Empty a can of corned beef hash into the toilet and squirt ketchup over it and then don't flush.

Send them a head of white cabbage every week (can use an online grocery service.

If you have access to their dwelling, put all their bedroom furnitures in the living room

[โ€“] WittyProfileName2@hexbear.net 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I once hid in a box for, like, an hour so I could leap out of it at my brother.

[โ€“] LISI_III@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Lift the toilet seat โžก๏ธ Put cling wrap over the toilet bowl โžก๏ธ Lower the toilet seat back down โžก๏ธ Enjoy

[โ€“] icedterminal@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Alternatively, put it across a doorway. I did this to some devious children (6 and 12). They eventually got me back.

[โ€“] aio2@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

idk if that's harmless

That's not harmless that's cruel ๐Ÿ˜ญ

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[โ€“] Self_Hating_Moid@hexbear.net 0 points 1 year ago (1 children)
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[โ€“] cordlesslamp@lemmy.today -2 points 1 year ago

Burn down their 10yo Minecraft base.

[โ€“] FinallyDebunked@slrpnk.net -2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Throw a sack of flour in their face

[โ€“] tko@tkohhh.social 2 points 1 year ago

I don't think that's harmless...

[โ€“] Antimutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com -3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)
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