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[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 17 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

I think this Tweet is referring to carcinisation, if any of the nerds reading this don't know what that is

[–] voodooattack@lemmy.world 5 points 7 hours ago (1 children)

I hate that I knew of this beforehand.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 3 points 7 hours ago

I love that you did

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 11 points 10 hours ago

Fermi paradox solved once and for all

[–] whodatdair@lemmy.blahaj.zone 31 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Nature abhors a vacuum but it fucking loves a crab

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 18 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

My dog abhors the vacuum too.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 4 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

What's your dog's opinion on crab?

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago
[–] socsa@piefed.social 9 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] MutilationWave@lemmy.world 9 points 12 hours ago (2 children)

I've heard that butt meat is pretty good. I'd definitely try human if it was ethically sourced with consent. I do think I would gag or possibly even vomit though. But it's about the experience.

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 12 points 12 hours ago

Thanks for sharing with the group.

[–] PostProcess@lemmy.world 122 points 23 hours ago (2 children)

IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU ARE A CRAB, YOU SAY YES!

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 76 points 23 hours ago (5 children)

Imagine the disappointment of going to meet your crab brethren only to discover they're not actually crabs.

[–] Wogi@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago

"goddamnit they're lying primaries again. Pack it up let's get out of here.'

'no crabs??'

'no they're bald fucking monkeys again. These ones LIE.'

"We've got some crabs..."

'OH SURE. YOU'VE GOT CRABS AND THEY HAVEN'T TAKEN OVER THE PLANET YET. RIIIIIIGHT. FUCK OFF PRIMATE.'

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 9 points 13 hours ago

"Babe wait, I can change!"

[–] Maalus@lemmy.world 24 points 17 hours ago

Plot twist, they were looking for a snack, that's why they ghosted us. They reaaaaally like crab meat

[–] DrDystopia@lemy.lol 13 points 17 hours ago

Instead, some slushy ape with the skeleton on the inside. Disgusting.

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 40 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

That's why they haven't arrived here yet .... they're being held up by visiting every idiot planet that says they're crabs but they're not

[–] four@lemmy.zip 13 points 19 hours ago

This gives us time to become crabs before they come

[–] jrs100000@lemmy.world 7 points 23 hours ago

Oh good, theyll be right over as soon as the pot is boiling and the butter is melted.

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 42 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Might as well tell them yes. Some act like crabs in a bucket.

[–] zib@lemmy.world 19 points 23 hours ago

We a little confused, but we got the spirit.

[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago
[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 15 points 23 hours ago (1 children)
[–] SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago

Do I answer? Yes I do!