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show transcriptleft-reminders posts a twitter screenshot from @kenklippenstein:

"NY state officials are considering creating a special hotline exclusively for CEOs to report perceived threats." - kenklippenstein.com

[screenshot from Parasite (2019)]

ruckuscauser replies:
Hmm, integration of state and corporate power - which could mean nothing

strkid replies:
which could mean nothing

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[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 61 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Why stop there? Why not create a hotline where anyone can call an armed security force to help with issues of danger?

[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 65 points 2 days ago (3 children)

hmm yes.. and they ought to be quick to dial in an emergency so maybe there should be a standardized short number just for them

also we should make them enormously racist

[–] ComradeMiao@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 2 days ago

Good… good… we should also teach them to view all non-operators as potential threats this way they’re always prepared to attack the enemy. This sort of education will naturally not shift their perception nor cause them to accidentally shoot civilians especially minorities.

They should also take threats serious. If they were to know a criminal was in a building with a deadly weapon it would be best to wait outside to gain the advantage over the criminal. Can’t go inside because the locals might also be potential threats. You never know when an elementary could have a black boy with a rubber band gun!

Let's also make sure they don't hire people who are too smart. It would be a real issue if the people handling this sensitive information had any contextual knowledge.

I have an idea! Let's make them completely immune to prosecution for acts they commit! That way they uh. Well they could... It's be a good idea!

Speaking of hotlines, here's the official contact form for Governor Hochul in case you want to comment on the proposal and her performance in general.

And for no related reason whatsoever, here's the entire script of Bee Movie

[–] odium@programming.dev 28 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Night city becomes more real every day

[–] TheFriar@lemm.ee 9 points 1 day ago

It really fuckin does. Before long “corporate forces” are going to be sentencing us to death for “slander against a corporation.”

[–] NABDad@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What's the hotline for NY State residents to call when their healthcare claims are denied,?

[–] merthyr1831@lemmy.ml 8 points 1 day ago

same one, I recommend you all call it

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 28 points 2 days ago

New York: The first safe harbor city for CEOs

[–] madkins@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I watched a Sci-fi show about 15 years ago that had a "Corporate Congress" and thought, "nah". 😐

[–] kjaeselrek@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] madkins@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kjaeselrek@lemmy.ml 1 points 13 minutes ago

I cheated, I rewatched it recently ;)

[–] Aatube@kbin.melroy.org 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] nicknonya@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] WraithGear@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

No, his sub-sonic rounds blowback was not enough to initiate proper weapon cycle.

[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Turns out bullets not work in space.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 day ago

Normally they do. The Firefly episode with Vera was wrong.

[–] ieatpwns@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Could is doing a lot of lifting there

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

Edit: I read the transcript, lol.