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[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 days ago

i love how the top left panel actually tells you to use a computer

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

IF YOU ARE ADDICTED TO CAT AND DOG YOU HAVE A NANO CHIP ON YOUR BODY

[–] sexy_peach@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago

This is certainly true

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 87 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is what happens when the brain worms win

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 35 points 6 days ago (4 children)

Do they think people 200 years ago didn’t get sick or have any pain?

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 34 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Not until they invented computer.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 19 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] ryven@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 6 days ago

The difference engine was the source of all our ills!

[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 10 points 5 days ago

Those memories were invented by computer

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I like how he had extra room at the bottom but he decided to add the panels up top instead

[–] WhatSay@slrpnk.net 9 points 4 days ago

See what happens when you can't find the right bumper sticker with the message you want to share?

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 48 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's all caused by computers.

But please share this via the Internet.

[–] DankOfAmerica@reddthat.com 17 points 6 days ago

But please share this ~~via~~ in the Internet.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 31 points 5 days ago

My benereal disease computer runs on Arch, by the way.

[–] A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world 44 points 6 days ago

This is very TempleOS coded

[–] halfeatenpotato@lonestarlemmy.mooo.com 19 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I feel like this person shouldn't be allowed to drive..

[–] festnt@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

...if there's a computer in the vehicle

[–] swab148@lemm.ee 22 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] No_Ones_Slick_Like_Gaston@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (2 children)

You have a chip. Bongnabots, seriously look it up.

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[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 21 points 5 days ago

Makes some sense, I feel like I almost grew a brain tumor from seeing this picture

[–] PugJesus@lemmy.world 33 points 6 days ago (2 children)

If I don't get my daily dose of cat and dog I die

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 17 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Tbf, cat addiction is caused by a parasite

[–] Skunk@jlai.lu 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)

No, by a computer. It’s written on the van can’t you read or are you also infected by a computer?

[–] TotallynotJessica@lemmy.world 6 points 6 days ago

A parasite made in a computer

[–] boatswain@infosec.pub 6 points 6 days ago (1 children)
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[–] Irelephant@lemm.ee 4 points 5 days ago

Username checks out

[–] fox2263@lemmy.world 23 points 5 days ago

Say no to terrorists. 21

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 18 points 5 days ago

The days when people with these kinds of views weren't planned to be put in charge of the healthcare of the most powerful country of the world...

[–] Limonene@lemmy.world 23 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I wonder if this was from Milwaukee. There used to be a crazy guy in Milwaukee that drove around with a car like this, with writing all over it, and the handwriting was just like this. It also had a busted loudspeaker on the top, playing a fried voice that you couldn't understand.

Most of the stuff seemed to be about abortion conspiracy theories.

[–] Podunk@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

All the crazys that write conspiracy theories on their cars have this exact same script style. At least in my experience. It makes me wonder if the writing style is one of the symptoms. Because it is uncannily similar every time ive seen it.

[–] Pappabosley@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago (2 children)
[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 19 points 5 days ago

Caries are tooth cavities.

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[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Anyone remember the time-cube guy? He had a crazy website where he ranted about how 24hr days are a conspiracy. THE DAY IS A TIMECUBE! This image reminds me of him.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 days ago (1 children)

One version of the website from Wayback Machine. He updated his rambling quite a bit. Content warning for all the things.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Wow I remember laughing at him back in high school and didn't remember the bigotry but holy fuck yikes. That may be the most antisemitic thing I've read. The homophobia is vitriolic but I've heard worse and it's undercut by the severe mental illness. The racism is played out and old school. The mental illness though was amusingly severe.

Did get a good reaction image out of reading it though as well as my fair share of laughs

[–] AlolanYoda@mander.xyz 6 points 5 days ago

Reject EVIL ONENESS

You know, one possible explanation is that the dude was painfully unaware of time zones and the time cube was just his way of justifying how different places can all have sunlight at the same hour... And the fact nobody questioned how the sun can be up at 1pm in the US while also being up at 1pm in like Australia made him think it was a huge conspiracy

[–] Zier@fedia.io 14 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Too bad this individual doesn't own a computer, they could verify that this is incorrect medical information.

[–] Mr_Blott@feddit.uk 7 points 5 days ago

Pffft sounds like something a computer owner would say

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 12 points 5 days ago

That's only for Windows users

[–] CubbyTustard@reddthat.com 12 points 5 days ago

i got benereal beanis

[–] hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 5 days ago

Everyone knows that disease didn't exist before computer. The Black Death was made up and two thirds of Europe died just for the fun of it!

[–] h3mlocke@lemm.ee 9 points 5 days ago

Big if true

[–] blackris@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 5 days ago

It's all worth it, because there is something also "made with computer": video games.

Woohooo!

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 6 days ago (1 children)

$10 says that small truck this display is mounted to is fuel injected and uses an ECU computer

[–] inv3r5ion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago

$20 the truck has cooties

[–] protist@mander.xyz 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This person almost certainly suffers from bipolar mania

[–] porous_grey_matter@lemmy.ml 11 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

There are plenty of other possibilities, and I don't think bipolar is actually the most likely. Although psychosis and delusions can definitely be a part of bipolar type I they don't have to be, and are more commonly associated with, for example, schizophrenia or schizophreniform disorder or schizotypal personality. Of course these are often comorbid, complicating things. But I wouldn't jump so quickly to such a specific diagnosis based on one picture.

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[–] mindbleach@sh.itjust.works 6 points 6 days ago

I miss /r/SchizophreniaRides.

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