Asklemmy

Modern pop country

Joe Pasquale sings it

I'm so sorry.

It's something that I don't know whether it's a dying subgenre ofa subgenre (genre?), but the nightcore music where all they do is speed up the music and shift the pitch. Literally no other edits. I would be running fast if a neighbor of mine started blasting that.

Earthbound - Inside Dungeon Man

Love the soundtrack but hate this doozy

chicken dance it whatever the hell it's called

My highschool blasted Christmas in Ignace - Arrogant Worms every single day during fundraising drives, they'd stop when they hit their goals. Was very effective.

Anything played with the recorder

This might help: Anti-Kati - Do Not Try To Tempt Us With Yr Logic Vol 6 - 04 - Fuck Shit Up

har har but it's the entire orchestral score

1. Adaptations for Barrel Organ: https://youtu.be/GsLvNBfaXzI?si=H7omD_hclfT5j68S

2. Threnody for the Victims of Hiroshima: https://youtu.be/Dp3BlFZWJNA?si=yuPfMcrEVylNmNvB

3. Pierrot Lunaire: https://youtu.be/vhwy3mk5jhY?si=J7C1dh6Ck-oDEJlJ

*Honorable mention: https://youtu.be/sct3-fvL56M?si=S3Y3lVjjVTEAQx57

The ice cream truck in my area plays the calliope version of “It’s a Small World” every summer, every day, and I want to burn it all down when I hear it. Alternatively, you could plays sounds that are above the adult frequency of hearing if they have children. The kids will be super annoyed and the adults will have no idea it’s even happening. Look up the “mosquito tone”.

Nyam cat for sure

Why try to delay it? Also trying to buy a house in this economy sheesh

Someone went ahead of me and mentioned Nightcore, but I'll add any song by DJ KHALED would work too.

Play banana phone on repeat 24/7 at max volume

The Cattle Callin album buy Hank III. Every song is "music" played along with cattle auctioneers doing their thing

This is not a judgement of the musical genre and I think it's way more profound and expressive than the average commodified pop music we have. However, I remember making a report about the history of music (for an arts appreciation class in college) and I ended the report with some Japanoise (a genre of noise music) like this one:

https://youtu.be/L7p_C9OlN40

The teacher was really delighted, but my classmates were like "WTF?"

EDIT: Reworded some confusing sentence construction

Scat

Opera singing and high pitched violin

The Crazy Bus Title Scree theme

If you really want the sale to not happen, put any brazilian funk on max volume. "Proibidão" for the worst of the worst

For me, it has to do with context.

Upbeat pop music while heading to the finish line of a 5k? Pretty good.

Upbeat pop music while I'm waiting in the psychiatrist's office so I can tell them my life is spiraling out of control? Not preferable.

Crazy Frog

happy hardcore

The soundtrack to The Music Man

Lady Jane the Mini Mermaid

https://youtube.com/watch?v=IVHPbda9MYQ

Disclaimer: Loud audio warning around 2:50

Also, you'll probably need eye bleach and a sanity check after a few times watching or listening to that.

Something like this could get interesting

I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLa8Br569gA

Edit: I take it back. This is awesome. Those laser guns are legit.

Current value - tremor

Once described to me as "a song you can club someone to death with"

Not sure about annoying, but have you considered psyopus? It tends to be my goto to piss people off