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[–] 50_centavos@lemmy.world 71 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Hope that McDonald's worker is happy with their $50k. That's like a whole ambulance ride plus some Tylenol.

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ambulance ride AND Tylenol‽ Where the hell are you getting that deal‽

[–] curbstickle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 weeks ago

Discount cash rate, allowed after being put to collections.

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Nice use of interrobang

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] SwordInStone@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

yes mcd worker snitched after "recognising" him

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

unfortunately ambulances aren't covered by their PPO and Tylenol is not required for their imaginary pain.

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 34 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Olgratin_Magmatoe@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

Oh yes the gun

[–] scroll_responsibly@lemmy.sdf.org 23 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can you edit the meme so Squidward’s nose is pointing in the other direction (for no specific reason whatsoever)?

[–] TRBoom@lemm.ee 28 points 2 weeks ago

This is your fault.

[–] TachyonTele@lemm.ee 21 points 2 weeks ago

The Adjuster unmasked

[–] _cryptagion@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve seen Greek statues less chiseled.

[–] DragonsInARoom@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Context? Is he the one who murdered the CEO?

[–] cm0002@lemmy.world 73 points 2 weeks ago

Allegedly denied the life claim, yes

[–] IDKWhatUsernametoPutHereLolol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Not a "murder". No conviction so its not technically a murder yet.

[–] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

There's not really much doubt though, is there?

Jury Nullification has entered the chat

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 17 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Could've been someone else 🤷

[–] donescobar@lemmy.world 25 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 weeks ago

The sun rose and also set.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

It was, we were hanging out and talking about doing butt stuff.

[–] ScrotusMaximus@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago

No, I’m Spartacus

[–] dragonfucker@lemmy.nz 5 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] AlecSadler@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago

Healthcare in America would change real fast if a precedent for self-defense ended up winning in this case.

[–] stoicmaverick@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

*Self Defiance

[–] BleatingZombie@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I don't think they look the same

[–] Jackthelad@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

The smile looks very similar...

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 13 points 2 weeks ago

The reports of the assault of Mr. Krabs by Squidward Tentacles are greatly exaggerated

(But yes)

[–] Infomatics90@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 weeks ago

now i see how people viewed the Charles Manson simps