this post was submitted on 08 Dec 2024
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[–] robocall@lemmy.world 78 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Add big ornaments at the bottom

[–] superfes@lemmy.world 36 points 2 weeks ago

Really seems like a lack of commitment without them...

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 27 points 2 weeks ago

If you live in Florida the first thing that you learn is ~~never~~ to always put Christmas Lights on Palm Trees

[–] superkret@feddit.org 27 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 23 points 2 weeks ago

This is how they spread the gay

[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

Seriously. If expect me to stop bedicking the halls, I need good reason.

[–] PersnickityPenguin@lemm.ee 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This is just more of the left war against Christmas!

Jesus would definitely approve of... Dicks out for Santa.

[–] digredior@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 2 weeks ago

Dicks for St. Nick.

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

You can, just not like... that.

[–] OmegaLemmy@discuss.online 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm coming...

...Over

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

I just don't understand why they say this is the first thing you learn. I had to learn how to befriend my swamp puppy first. Then we studied climbing fences, and finally moved onto Palm trees later on. How else are you going to get your Christmas lights up there?

[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Oh my god, I died at Swamp Puppy.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

They have such cute little nibblers when they're little, haha

[–] digredior@lemmynsfw.com 6 points 2 weeks ago

Idk, I kinda like it.

[–] DigiDemiFiend@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago
[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

Well, not on the ‘glans’, anyway. Best to keep a gap between the trunk and the fronds.

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

misspelled “always”

[–] undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch 5 points 2 weeks ago

We have Christmas lights on Palm trees everywhere in California, we just don’t put them on the upper parts you see here? I guess it’s a shitpost for a reason

[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Or you just do it on purpose.

[–] NastyNative@mander.xyz 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Nah this is the way!

[–] CoCo_Goldstein@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

THE HELL YOU SAY!! If I lived in Florida, I would put Christmas Lights on all of my Palm Trees.

[–] yoshisaur@lemm.ee 2 points 2 weeks ago

aight im moving to florida now

[–] MacStache@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

I disagree. They should put christmas lights on every damn palmtree available.

[–] schizolol9@lemy.lol 2 points 1 week ago
[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Lights on palm trees it is, then. I don't want my learning from Floridians, thanks.

[–] captain_oni@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 1 week ago

The decoration fits because Florida is full of dicks.