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[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 18 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

he sees you when you're sleeping

😶

he knows when you're awake

😐

he knows when you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake

☹️

do not open that sarcophagus. that corpse is a fucking vampire.

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Can’t be, he doesn’t have to ask for permission before sliding down the chimney!

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

doesn't have to. He's santa. everyone welcomes him into their homes.

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

But he brings gifts to warm our blackened consumer souls and only occasionally snacks on a family member.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I would love to see this reported on one of those local news channels with a policy of pretending that Santa is real.

[–] Stamau123@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

see Santa's death mask

[–] tiredofsametab@fedia.io 1 points 2 weeks ago

"The ancestor of Santa...." or something would probably work around it well enough to keep those people happy.

[–] SoupBrick@yiffit.net 9 points 2 weeks ago

"It was always my dream to meet Santa Claus, but not like this."

[–] BeatTakeshi@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

Unboxing on the 24th

[–] Toes@ani.social 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Ain't no way they found Santa in that. He's busy taking back his elfs from Bezos.

[–] weew@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Despite the shitty pay and working conditions of Amazon workers, as far as I can tell, Santa doesn't pay his elves at all Bezos may actually be the better option here.

[–] anubis119@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago

Down in a ho ho hole.

[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

How can he be there, when he was just here giving out presents to all the children?? 🤠

[–] sircac@lemmy.world 3 points 2 weeks ago

There is a long story already about his remains…

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_Nicholas#Relics