The alarm I use is part of an app to help you improve your sleep. Whenever I set the alarm, it tells me how long I have left to sleep, which exactly the opposite of helping me sleep better. Thanks app, I will now stay awake for the 3 hrs I had to sleep just letting the anxiety of needing to sleep as fast as possible stop me from sleeping.

[–] superkret@feddit.org 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm in Europe, so I guess I'm just gonna feel ill tomorrow.
1 Teams message to my boss gets me 2 days off with full pay (ow, my tummy aches), and there's not a goddamn thing in the world he can do about it.

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

What if he comes over to rub your belly?

[–] pmc@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 2 weeks ago

win win

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 16 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

At this point just turn the alarm off and let all your worries melt away.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

... There may be some consequences to this decision.

[–] Psychodelic@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago

Poor wolf thought he was an owl

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Smoke a fat dab and hit the sack again. Works for me at least

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 weeks ago

Being high makes me stay awake with anxiety and it didn’t before but aaaaaaaaa

[–] shezznazz@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah but the next morning Is often rough

[–] crawancon@lemm.ee 4 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

after weed? what am I missing here

[–] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 weeks ago

After getting absolutely ripped, sleeping for 2 hours and then getting up for work? Yeah no thanks I'll pass

[–] shezznazz@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

Weed (atleast daily/heavy users) will lose be impacted by weed in terms of sleep both in dreaming and rem sleep. So you often wake up feeling shit, atleast that's how my experience is

[–] vk6flab@lemmy.radio 8 points 2 weeks ago

How many seconds?

[–] user224@lemmy.sdf.org 7 points 2 weeks ago

Keeps on browsing anyway.

Hmmm... what am I doing right now.

[–] ohellidk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Google needs to get rid of that shit on the alarm app.

[–] Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works 12 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

That little text at the bottom ensures, for me anyway, that I've set the alarm properly.

[–] sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

Literally the best feature

[–] JasminIstMuede@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 weeks ago

I just woke up from this alarm... I feel called out