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[–] oo1@lemmings.world 4 points 5 hours ago
[–] cheers_queers@lemm.ee 3 points 7 hours ago

someone get Henry Zebrowski on the phone STAT

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Looks like it's time for Soup Containment Procedures!

SCP-50091 is boyardee class anomaly located in [data expunged]. The object is a 300cm hole in the ground of [data expunged] and contains a seeming endless amount of [redacted] soup.

[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 46 points 22 hours ago
[–] duckythescientist@sh.itjust.works 15 points 19 hours ago
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 10 points 22 hours ago

There's a sequence in West of Loathing about a mine full of soup. It's funny.

[–] EndOfLine@lemmy.world 65 points 1 day ago (6 children)

So many questions:

  • Is the soup hot or cold, in the hole?
  • What type of soup is it?
  • Is it gluten free?
  • Is it vegetarian or vegan?
  • Did they even taste the soup to know that it is, in fact, soup?

It is the lack of these type of details that make me suspect that this is not real.

[–] Donkter@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

For 3$ you can find out

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 31 points 1 day ago

If there's a hole, there's soup in it. That's just based on Clangers rules.

[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only $3 to satisfy your curiosity!

[–] thedirtyknapkin@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

shit, the number's right there. could ask.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The vegan soup comes from a free range hole

[–] Theprogressivist@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Tastier than lab grown hole.

[–] osaerisxero@kbin.melroy.org 10 points 1 day ago

False, the lab grown hole is precision engineered for peak flavor and freshness, with only a slight chance of giving you the ultracancer

[–] vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works 4 points 22 hours ago

Ah yes the soup hole, a good friend of any STALKERS who are brave enough to traverse into Pripyat for it. Though it is a rather delicious source of food though rather hard to describe. Also according to some more... experienced STALKERS namely those associated with Freedom it tastes rather close to Controller blood which is rather disconcerting. Sidorovich will pay handsomely for you not telling the Rookies this fact, he is making quite the killing selling them the soup.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 day ago

I wonder if it changes daily so on Friday it's your choice of clam chowder or potato.

[–] Atlusb@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Is this viral marketing for a remake of 'the stuff'

[–] pastermil@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This looks to be the work of Alan Wagner, an absurdist/surrealist artist. I've never seen this exact piece before, but this is his style.

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 1 points 11 hours ago

He mainly operates on San Fran, and this is a Connecticut area code. I suspect a copycat.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If there was ever a movie remake I would totally look forward to watching, that would be it.

Assuming it wasn't a "serious" remake.

[–] Atlusb@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

If it was serious it wouldn't really be 'the stuff'

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

I know, but you know how these remakes can be.

[–] pimento64@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Its a big spoon designed for serving soup.

[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago

But that’s not important right now!