EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.

The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?

Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!

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[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 37 points 4 days ago

"If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kiff?"
―Zapp

"[Sigh] "Sexlexia""
―Kiff

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 17 points 3 days ago

I can wire anything directly into anything! I'M THE PROFESSOR!

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 26 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I'll start my own amusement park with blackjack and hookers. In fact, forget the blackjack.

[–] beansbeansbeans@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Eh, screw the whole thing.

[–] interrobang@lemmy.blahaj.zone 17 points 3 days ago

"Thanks to denial, I'm immortal!"

"What really killed the dinosaurs?" " ME!!! "

"But you're better than normal! You're abnormal!"

[–] drail@fedia.io 32 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Tie between:

If anyone needs me, I'll be in the angry dome

angry muttering as the PES flies away

and

Well Susie, it isn't foreigners, it's global warming

Gwabu wabu?

Uh, sure...

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[–] Jordan117@lemmy.world 27 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Not exactly an iconic line, but I love the delivery:

"Have you heard of the Monks of Deshuba?"

Fry: "I've... not heard of them."

Futurama's great for nerdy science gags, social satire, and pop culture spoofs, but its best jokes are always uniquely stupid twists of language like this.

[–] buzz86us@lemmy.world 5 points 2 days ago

I'll use the poor as a source of teeth for aquarium gravel

[–] limelight79@lemm.ee 15 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

"I'm going to remind Fry of his humanity, the way only a woman can."

"You're going to do his laundry?"

Edit - the one that had me literally rolling off the couch because I was laughing so hard was, "That just raises further questions!"

[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 13 points 3 days ago

This reminds me of another great Professor quote.

Prof: I’ve just finished recharging the matter compressor.

Fry: What’s the matter compressor?

Prof: Nothing’s the matter now that I’ve charged the matter compressor.

[–] TheColonel@reddthat.com 19 points 3 days ago

What makes a man turn neutral?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 23 points 4 days ago

The one I use most often: "I've heard worse excuses to drink".

[–] SkaraBrae@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (1 children)

There's not a restaurant built that I can't fly - Zap Brannigan

[–] Blackfeathr@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago

She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro!

[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago

Gundersons Nuts! They're Nut so good!

I'm Shocked. SHOCKED! well not that shocked.

Hey. Fry. Pizza going out. C'MON!

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 26 points 4 days ago (4 children)

My lead pipe hurts.

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[–] hihi24522@lemm.ee 15 points 3 days ago

“Take the deal, Fry! If there's a delicious cake, isn't it better to have one slice than none at all? Even if four other guys eat the other four slices, and they're all thrusting their sweaty naked bodies against the cake?”

[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"wooooooooo"

[–] w3dd1e@lemm.ee 7 points 3 days ago

I know exactly which scene you are referring to hahaha damn this show.

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago

"What about what?" - Philip J Fry responding to the professor yelling WHAT in a tiny ship in Fry's ear when the professor and crew controlled tiny robot versions of themselves to sneak inside Fry's body

[–] Vinny_93@lemmy.world 25 points 4 days ago

And Fry, you've got that brain thing!

I already did!

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I sublibed with obly tribial blain dabblage.

[–] Technus@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago

Also:

That's over atmospheres of pressure!

How many can the ship withstand?!

Well, it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.

[–] 48954246@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago (1 children)

MY LEG FEELS FUNNY

...

MY LEG FEELS BETTER

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[–] myusernameis@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 days ago (4 children)

I'm Scruffy, the janitor.

[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 3 days ago

Boilers an' terlets, terlets an boilers, even that one boilin terlet.

Fire me iffin' ye dare.

[–] Czele@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The candle that burns twice as bright, burns half as long

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[–] nondescripthandle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 3 days ago

The elves are back

[–] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 9 points 3 days ago

I'm gonna get me one of them $300 haircuts. This one's lost its pizzazz.

[–] setsneedtofeed@lemmy.world 13 points 3 days ago (1 children)

This isn't a productive area of discussion.

[–] flicker@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Got to do a bad Kissinger expression while you say it.

[–] cymor@midwest.social 5 points 3 days ago

"Your mother!"

[–] Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Robot house

[–] ettyblatant@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I can't believe everybody's just ad-libbing!

[–] AbsoluteChicagoDog@lemm.ee 5 points 3 days ago

I could do without these boobs flopping about

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