EDIT: After reading your replies, it occurred to me that too much of my everyday speech is made up of lines from the show. Maybe that’s why everyone thinks I’m weird.

The rest of aren’t normal, and that’s what makes us great! … So, Leela, don’t want to be like us? Or do you want to be like Adlai, with no severe mental or social problems whatsoever?

Second EDIT: I didn’t expect so many responses, but I’ve just been reading them all and giggling to myself. Thank you everyone I really needed this. Keep em coming!

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[–] charonn0@startrek.website 1 points 6 hours ago

Shut up and keep looking apologized to.

[–] the16bitgamer@programming.dev 12 points 3 days ago

“Hahahaha”

Oh wait. You’re serious? Let me laugh even harder.

“HAHAHAHA”

[–] soliloquy@startrek.website 47 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Farnsworth: Dear Lord! That's over 150 atmospheres of pressure!

Fry: How many atmospheres can the ship withstand?

Farnsworth: Well, it's a space ship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.

[–] Godort@lemm.ee 98 points 4 days ago

You cant just have your characters announce how they feel! That makes me feel angry!

[–] darkdemize@sh.itjust.works 56 points 3 days ago (2 children)

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised.

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[–] Odo@lemmy.world 57 points 4 days ago

When they're getting pulled down toward Atlanta:

How many atmospheres can this ship withstand?

Well it's a spaceship, so I'd say anywhere between zero and one.

[–] ensignrolaren@lemmy.world 89 points 4 days ago

She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro!

[–] bender@infosec.pub 20 points 3 days ago

My only regret is that I have boneitis

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 39 points 3 days ago (2 children)

If I don't survive, tell my wife, "Hello".

[–] whywouldi@lemmy.ca 6 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You just made me realize I say “I have no strong feelings one way or the other” a lot and I think usually people don’t know I’m quoting anything.

[–] Empricorn@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

So close to my other favorite, from the same character and episode:

I also say it all the time, lol.

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[–] Geometrinen_Gepardi@sopuli.xyz 45 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Bender: "So people will actually pay money to find love...? I have an idea, an idea so genius...." gavel sounds "Stupid anti-pimping laws!"

[–] HeartyOfGlass@lemm.ee 28 points 3 days ago (1 children)

"Bender we love you!"

[–] dumples@midwest.social 33 points 3 days ago

Shut up baby. I know it

[–] dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com 68 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Professor: Your tux doesn't fit because you stole it from a boy.

Bender: You mean a man. It was his Bar Mitzvah.

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[–] flicker@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

My absolute favorite line is, "Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun."

That same episode also gave us the phrase, "a partially barfed-up heart," which is a phrase I can't even type here without laughing.

[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 3 days ago

I don't know what to do! Should I eat more butter?!
This is the worst part: the calm before the battle...oh wait! I forgot about the battle!
Some of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. Those men are the bravest of all...
Please, gentlemen, we've all seen too many body bags and ball sacks.
That wasn't cowardice!
No, Scruffy, it's me, Washbucket! I love you, Scruffy! I've always loved you!
Now open your mouth...No not that one. Your other mouth.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 9 points 3 days ago

Old lady: Like I always say, live fast and die young Bender: You should say something else

[–] late_night@sopuli.xyz 49 points 4 days ago

Wait, I'm having one of those things, you know, a headache with pictures.

[–] 0ops@lemm.ee 15 points 3 days ago

"I'm having one of those things! You know? A headache with pictures"

"... An idea?"

[–] sailormoon@lemmy.world 22 points 3 days ago

Its actually from that same scene; "NOW I AM LEAVING EARTH FOR NO RAISIN!!!" I often say "for no raisin!!!" in my daily life. :)

[–] jared@mander.xyz 56 points 4 days ago (4 children)

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[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 35 points 3 days ago

"If we hit that bullseye the rest of the dominos will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"

[–] edgemaster72@lemmy.world 57 points 4 days ago

You are technically correct, the best kind of correct.

[–] metaStatic@kbin.earth 54 points 4 days ago

"You can't just sit here in the dark listening to classical music'

"I could if you hadn't turned on the lights and shut off the stereo."

[–] 2ugly2live@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago (1 children)

“We know nothing about their history, their language, or what they look like, but we can assume this: they stand for everything that we don’t stand for. And also, they told me you guys look like dorks.”

[–] loweffortname@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 days ago

THEY LOOK LIKE DORKS!

[–] smokebuddy@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago

“Your music’s bad and you should feel bad!”

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 49 points 4 days ago (2 children)

🎵We're whalers on the moon,

We carry a harpoon,

But there ain't no whales,

So we tell tall tales,

And sing this whalin' tune! 🎵

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[–] slazer2au@lemmy.world 44 points 4 days ago

Thus global warming was solved, once and for all.
But....
Once And For All.

[–] noxy@yiffit.net 24 points 3 days ago

To shreds, you say..

Well, how's his wife holding up? To shreds, you say...

[–] Grandwolf319@sh.itjust.works 21 points 3 days ago

“They’re like sex except I’m having them”.

[–] Discover@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

The use of words expressing something other than their literal intention. Now that is ironyyy

[–] CH3DD4R_G0BL1N@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Shut up baby I know it

Use it with the wife often, mostly with success

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 46 points 4 days ago

Good news! It's a suppository!

[–] amorpheus@lemmy.world 29 points 3 days ago

(destructive noises) Buddha, Zeus, God, one of you guys, do something! Satan, you owe me!

They say the key to any successful battle is the element of surprise. SURPRISE!

My absolute favorite: You win again, gravity!

[–] ChronosTriggerWarning@lemmy.world 30 points 4 days ago

"What are those disgusting creatures?"

"Those are the Grungalungas."

"Tell them i hate them."

[–] MimicJar@lemmy.world 45 points 4 days ago

Don't you worry about Planet Express

Let me worry about blank.

[–] UnculturedSwine@lemmy.world 15 points 3 days ago

Your mistletoe is no match for my TOW missile!

[–] pedz@lemmy.ca 7 points 3 days ago

I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

Thus solving the problem once and for all.

[–] frozenpopsicle@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 4 days ago (1 children)

So, there's an infinite number of parallel universes?

No... just the two...

[–] sawdustprophet@midwest.social 28 points 4 days ago

You live in the universe, but you never do these things until someone comes to visit.

[–] GlobexCorpCEO@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes should fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!

[–] wall_socket@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (2 children)

When you do things right people won't be sure you've done anything at all.

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[–] WrenFeathers@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nibbler: It's a genetic abnormality which resulted when you went back in time... and performed certain actions which made you your own grandfather.

fry: I did do the nasty in the past-y.

Nibbler: Verily. And that past nastification is what shields you from the brains.

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[–] JakenVeina@lemm.ee 8 points 3 days ago

"So, what you think you just explained was..."

"That's right. This box contains our own universe!"

[–] poweruser@lemmy.sdf.org 28 points 4 days ago

No I'm... doesn't!

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 8 points 3 days ago

I was gonna go yachting in those feet!

[–] CeeBee_Eh@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

Hey, Professor. You're a professor.

[–] monkeyman69@lemmynsfw.com 37 points 4 days ago

"If it's a lesson in love, watch out; I suffer from a very sexy learning disability. What do I call it, Kiff?"
―Zapp

"[Sigh] "Sexlexia""
―Kiff

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