I literally cannot think of a better punchline
Edit: See it for yourself
Windows, now without curtains!
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This just reinforced my will to continue with the linux evangelization.
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Open to exploitation
All users activity open for us to scrape! Recall™
The most open operating system!
Microsoft: Fuck your privacy!©
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most open to what? mostopentowhat?!
Most open to "enhancing your operating system experience with special offers and promotional materials"!
Viruses? Malware? Hackers?
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[Citation needed]
Corporations can't live without bullshit, the irony of this shit is next level
I mean, there are open things about it. As in - TCP/IP is open. APIs to develop Windows programs are open.
In the same way as Solaris, HP/UX, Digital Unix and something else were open. Except Sun would even send OS sources in addition to documentation to customers interested in optimizing something they'd do, or so I've heard.
But the "most open" thing looks like 2003 "get the facts" style propaganda, except back then they had technical competencies, now it's purely the oligopoly.
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We, at least in the US, are living in a "post factual" world. So this makes perfect sense. Like when my kid was small and everytime he thought he "lost" at something he would declare it Opposite Day. Fuck it, why not? M$ being the most open OS makes no sense, so it makes total sense. War is Peace^tm^
Well Microsoft spies on every user so sure, it's completely open to Microsoft what they do and who they are.