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Might as well rename it US News
It’s Trump season again! USA is the cornucopia of absurd news for a few years, so buckle up and enjoy the ride.
We've got another four years of prime material. Like a milkshake this sub will be. It'll drink it all up.
Just wait until Alex Jones gets appointed head of the FCC.
I suppose I shouldn't give them any ideas...
Ahh, I see you've met our candidate for Surgeon General.
A healthy, educated population is incompatible with, and toxic to, conservative ideologies.
or any capitalist ideologies, for that matter
edit: now that I think about it, any authoritarian ideologies, even
I'm not sure why someone getting sick would disqualify them from the role.
It's his batshit crazy conspiracy theories about vaccines, among other things, that disqualify him.
It's that he bragged about it.
I thought it all came out in some deposition. Where did he brag about it?
Tbh he probably got it from eating road kill?
Something tells me one has to do with the other.
That thar is what makes em an exapert
This is the equivalent of the Pope being put in charge of the Satanic Church.
I could imagine a Flashgitz animation about this...
«What's the worst that could happen?» 😂