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Thanks high me!

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[–] TonoManza@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

You get high asf and remain a responsible adult.

I get high asf to turn into a responsible adult.

We are not the same.

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

See, I said someone moved that satellite to vacuum behind it.

[–] ApathyTree@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago

I did this drunk the other day.. apparently.

I mean I live alone and my cats aren’t helpful so I imagine it was me, but I have basically no memory of doing anything. I recently cut my drinking way way way down (from near-daily binge drinking to 2-4x/mth binge drinking and nothing other days), so maybe this was my drunk self trying to plea usefulness so I don’t abandon it entirely.

I woke up to a reasonably clean kitchen, living room, and nightstand, plus a hangover. These are not small tasks (as evidenced by the fact I didn’t do them sober), so really I just need to sort out the hangover thing and bam, adhd solution. Or something.