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checkmate (slrpnk.net)

submitted 3 months ago by blibla@slrpnk.net to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 3 points 3 months ago

You forgot to mention that they will let you use it for cheap until everyone got used to it and then crank up the price by 500%

[–] Iunnrais@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

GIMP isn’t quite as feature rich and useful as photoshop… except GIMP has the “Color to Alpha” function which I’ve still yet to learn how to imitate in photoshop, and I’m not sure it even can. And I use that function all the freaking time.

[–] AnarchistArtificer@slrpnk.net 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well you can color me intrigued! I'm going to go read about what that is

[–] Iunnrais@lemm.ee 1 points 1 month ago

You ever have an image of something like fire or mist or galaxies and stars or whatever taken with a black or white background, and you want to make it a transparent background instead? Color to alpha keeps the translucent elements intact at the appropriate translucency while removing the background color. Super useful for compositing images together.

[–] electricprism@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 months ago

Venn diagram go brrrr

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