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I was going to ask where's Facebook's CEO, but we all know Data can walk the ocean floor and take no damage.
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I've just heard that he's signed up to a cage fight with Elon. Gonna be fun seeing Elon's disjointed wrist after he punches through thin air
Elon just gets triggered by water rescues / submarines and needed some attention.
Remember when he called that hero thai navy diver guy a pedo because he said elon's sub wasn't useful in rescuing those kids trapped in a cave? Apparently rich people and submarine pissing contents is a thing.
Under no circumstances will precious elon actually risk getting punched in the head, more's the pity.
They're going to be both in fully padded, bubblewrapped crashproof outfits with at least three lawyers in each corner and fall away caging that disintegrates when you blow on it.
3 lawyers on each corner might not be a bad thing, they're never going to take the other down in a cage match of all things, but if their lawyers get involved they're going to waste away their time and money on this conflict instead of making life harder for us!
No the lawyers are there to punch obviously, did you really think they'd want to receive any punches themselves?
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Lmao. Stoned Elon Vs bluescreening Zuck
I've heard Zuck use contractions.
While I did enjoy this meme, that's not going to solve the problem. They would be replaced pretty quickly with people who are equally as dubious. That's just the system we live in.
it wouldn't hurt tho.
The world needs rays of sunshine sometimes though.
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Where spez?
EDIT: nevermind, I guess he's in Musk's crotch.
Since the meme is about Titanic, just imagine Musk as Rose and Spez as Jack in the infamous plank scene. XD
He ain’t no billionaire.
He a wannabe tho
He must start anywhere, Elon's crutch for instance.
He's probably still butthurt about selling reddit for $10 millions or so back then.
Indeed. My only regret about this whole dying-in-a-submarine-from-hubris deal is that Elongated Muskrat wasnt also a passenger. Bezos is a douchebag too, but at least hes only being a capitalist exploiter and not an actual enabler of fascism.
You missed someone.
Donald Trump.
To be fair he's not a billionaire.
We know the secrets he had are worth billions, just ask jared, and we know he sold us out. He's probably worth billions now.
He does have the nuclear launch codes (/s?)
the meme was about billionaires though
They missed the other 3,000 billionaires on Earth.
Yeah do it Elon! You can finally use your Genius rescue tube and show this ungrateful kids + the pedo diver what they missed!!!
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I found an old trash can laying on the side of the highway so I went to hardware store and bought a $3 roll of duck tape. If anyone wants to drive my new experimental uncertified submarine to the Challenger Deep hmu.
You forgot to mention that it's only open for billionaires, spez, Trump and Putin, but that they'll be given a 100% discount.
I'm going to have to look at how you are driving it. I don't want to see any fancy wires or anything, and I played Wave Race 64 back in the day so I'm pretty sure I can drive it if you use one of those controllers.
I use only the finest madcatz wireless N64 controllers from the sketchiest seller on aliexpress.
C'mon, we can fit more than 2 billionaires in a sub.
actually the one that has a good submarine to go to the depts of the titanic is gabe newell
it sound really weird, but it's true
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The sub has room for three more
where's spez?
I bet billionaires back off the space race
Outside of re entry I bet space is a lot safer then 2 miles deep under the ocean... I really have no clue though
If you have a hull breach in space, supposedly you have up to a few minutes to fix it or put a suit on. 4000m below the surface, you have none.
Either one you could get trapped and suffocate, though, so I think I'm happy on land.
Tbf there are probably identical risks related to pressure, just that the pressure goes the other way.
I just binged The Expanse... Yeah, when the space pirates make you walk the airlock, it's slightly less lethal than being instagibbed by implosion, but certainly far from fun.
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I hope the billionaires all go to space so they can fuck up everyone's life in space instead of on Earth.
Davy Jones awaits them
"I hear they're gonna be talking about it at Bilderberg this year. It would be a shame if you were left out."
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