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[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 105 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

A lot of people in that thread have never seen Looney Tunes. If they did, they would have learned 3 vital facts about physics:

  1. A finger in the barrel of a gun will stop a bullet and cause the gun to explode.

  2. Gravity cannot effect you until you acknowledge that you are not on solid ground.

  3. Being crushed by a heavy object falling from a great height (think and anvil or piano) will cause to to collapse like an accordion until you are re-inflated.

These are basic scientific facts everyone should know in the modern age.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 31 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Everyone knows William Hanna and Joseph Barbera were physicists first and animators/cartoonists second.

[–] Kalkaline@leminal.space 14 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Incredibly, they actually drew their cartoons based on observations in nature. The duck season/rabbit season bit commonly seen in the Bugs and Daffy cartoons, while exaggerated was based on true events.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)
[–] krashmo@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Why are both of these so veiny? Also, why does the word veiny and both of these pictures make me think of dicks? Am I the inevitable perverted product of an overly sexualized society or are these drawings intentionally evoking phallic symbolism? WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN?

[–] Valmond@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

You're turning into a furry!

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 4 points 3 weeks ago

bogs bonny my man

[–] BrokenGlepnir@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They copyright claimed it, so it's cannon right?

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[–] Fox@pawb.social 15 points 3 weeks ago

What's hilarious about this is that obstructed barrels actually can explode into ribbons just like the cartoons. A finger might not do it though, and not sure how many volunteers you'd get for a scientific test.

[–] JaymesRS@literature.cafe 49 points 3 weeks ago (5 children)

One person even noted how kids fingers are smaller and most adult’s fingers wouldn’t fit in the barrel.. lol. That’s what the pinky is for, it’s smol for a reason, duh.

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[–] ayyy@sh.itjust.works 47 points 3 weeks ago

Obligatory reminder that change.org has literally never accomplished social good, but it has made plenty of profit by selling harvested contact information and social connection information to advertisers.

[–] QuantumSparkles@sh.itjust.works 46 points 3 weeks ago

Ken M vibes

[–] Rolder@reddthat.com 35 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

The best part is them calling it a “shoot hole”

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[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

This is so flawed it isn't even funny.

You need way more than 1,000,000 fingers. This is America after all. Even if you use all ten fingers, that's only like 9.9 million guns.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Love that you accounted for the fact that if you rounded up a million randos, statistically, some of them will be missing a finger or two.

[–] Professorozone@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you. Nuance, you know.

What about double barreled shotguns? Those are each going to require two fingers. I'm beginning to think the creators of this change.org petition haven't really thought this through.

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[–] Asafum@feddit.nl 15 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Maybe ssj14Goku can stop that bullet, but no normal person can lol

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[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

I guess the guy didn't realize he's talking to literally Goku.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

I'm torn on this one.

Part of me is convinced that just putting a flower in the barrel would stop all war. Then I'll make sure to put it in my hair before going to San Francisco, even though I totally forgot the first time.

Another part of me believes that I'm gonna have to solve the problem by getting so high on red agave shrooms that I can't feel the bullet and thus become an invincible berserker. Might sack York too, if there's time.

[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 13 points 3 weeks ago

10/10 callback to smooth sharks at the end there.

[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 12 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Them: make fun of men by pretending to be dumb My dumb ass: have a good time being able to info dump

There's a certain spirit of online debate about trivial or nonsensical things like this that can best be understood as happening purely for the sport of it.

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 11 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I think the important thing is to convince the person with the gun that the barrel will explode and kill them, not whether it does explode or not. That was what James Gardner did in the movie Support you local Sheriff.

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[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] CptBread@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

IIRC for a some handguns this could actually work as long as you are actively pushing. Because if the barrel moves back a bit it will be out of battery blocking it from even firing.

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[–] webpack@ani.social 8 points 3 weeks ago

this gives off "1 billion lions would beat 1 of every pokemon" type energy

[–] vga@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

You cannot block bullets unless you touch them first. See master Ken demonstrate: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Nd_2DGPaQ4U

Tap, tap, grab, throw it back.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 6 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I want to see someone stick their finger up the barrel of a desert eagle

[–] SuperNinjaFury@lemm.ee 12 points 3 weeks ago

The finger would stop it

[–] turddle@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

ya cuz easier since the hole is bigger so you can use a bigger finger to stop bullet better

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