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[–] Manifish_Destiny@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

I made my wife a magic mirror.

The GNU kernel was not originally supposed to be called the Hurd. Its original name was Alix—named after the woman who was my sweetheart at the time. She, a Unix system administrator, had pointed out how her name would fit a common naming pattern for Unix system versions; as a joke, she told her friends, “Someone should name a kernel after me.” I said nothing, but decided to surprise her with a kernel named Alix.

Source: https://www.gnu.org/gnu/thegnuproject.en.html

[–] highrfrequenc@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Refactor them guts. Get naked.

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 11 points 1 year ago

Have all of your functions named after loved ones and/or nicknames for your genitalia - that way you can say stuff like “muh dick needs to call shawty in order to work”.

[–] NeonPayload@infosec.pub 11 points 1 year ago
[–] jimmux@programming.dev 10 points 1 year ago

Unit test dummy data is full of it. Need an arbitrary date? Pick a special birthday. Location? Wherever you first met.

Not the most public dedication, but perhaps more impactful than yet another song about the one that got away.

[–] Pulptastic@midwest.social 10 points 1 year ago

"hello beautiful"

duuude, one of my favorite devices ever was a pre-ipod mp3 player (empeg), and it had "wendy filters".. which were essentially 'my girlfriend is in the car, dont play this shit'.. but i seem to recall that was the name of the feature 'wendy filters'

[–] Tb0n3@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 year ago

Debian would like a word.

[–] Son_of_dad@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm a handy man, I was thinking of you when I was spackling drywall baby.

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[–] Strawberry@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago

I once made a little animation apology thingy with libGDX for a friend

[–] redempt@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

automate your life's menial tasks

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