Bro, do you even squab?

Free range pigeon quality

I wanted to clean the toothpaste off him, but as soon as he saw me reading these instructions, he flew away. Thanks, Obama.

Just did the same question. Answer given to me was vastly different:

Me:

How to clean a rescued pidgeon

ChatGPT:

Cleaning a rescued pigeon should be done carefully to avoid stressing or harming the bird. Here's a step-by-step guide to help you:

1. Assess the Pigeon's Condition

• Check for injuries: If the pigeon is injured, weak, or sick, it's best to seek veterinary help before attempting to clean it.
• Observe behavior: If the pigeon is acting stressed or aggressive, you may need to wait until it calms down.

2. Prepare the Cleaning Area

• Warm water: Fill a basin or sink with lukewarm water, not hot or cold.
• Mild soap: Use a gentle soap or baby shampoo without strong fragrances or chemicals.
• Towels: Have clean towels ready for drying the pigeon afterward.

3. Handling the Pigeon Safely

• Wear gloves: This can protect both you and the bird.
• Secure hold: Hold the pigeon gently but firmly. Support its body with one hand and keep its wings close to its body to prevent flapping.

4. Cleaning the Pigeon

• Partial cleaning: Focus on specific dirty areas rather than submerging the whole bird if possible.
• Use a damp cloth: For lightly soiled areas, use a damp cloth or sponge to wipe the feathers gently.
• Bath for heavier dirt: If a full wash is needed, place the pigeon in the water up to its chest. Avoid getting its head and neck wet unless absolutely necessary.

5. Rinsing

• Rinse thoroughly: If you used soap, make sure to rinse all of it out of the feathers using clean, lukewarm water.
• Avoid the face: Be careful not to get water in the pigeon’s eyes, nose, or ears.

6. Drying the Pigeon

• Pat dry: Gently pat the pigeon with a towel to remove excess water. Avoid rubbing as it could damage the feathers.
• Warm place: Keep the pigeon in a warm, draft-free area until it is completely dry. You can use a hairdryer on the lowest setting if the pigeon tolerates it, but keep it at a safe distance to avoid overheating.

7. Post-Cleaning Care

• Observe behavior: Watch the pigeon for signs of stress or discomfort after the bath.
• Provide food and water: Ensure the pigeon has access to fresh water and a safe, comfortable place to rest.

Additional Tips

• Do not use strong disinfectants or chemicals that can harm the bird's sensitive skin and feathers.
• Limit baths to when absolutely necessary, as frequent cleaning can strip the natural oils from the pigeon's feathers.

If the pigeon seems injured or unwell, contact a wildlife rescue center or avian veterinarian for guidance.

Meh, pretty easy mistake of context.