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[–] EleventhHour@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago
[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Am i the only one who doesn't get it?

[–] modifier@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 months ago

Nissan toes sounds like knees and toes.

[–] elgordino@fedia.io 7 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Whether this joke makes sense depends on how you pronounce Nisan. Some places pronounce it ‘nee-san’ similar to ‘knees and’. Other places province it ‘ni-san’ with the ni as is nickel, and the joke doesn’t really work.

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 11 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The proper Japanese pronunciation is like "niece-sahn". In Japanese, it's written in their phonetic alphabet as:「にっさん」

に is pronounced "knee" (like the knights who say "Ni!")
っ indicates the following consonant sound is doubled to the end of the previous syllable (so "knee" becomes "niece")
さ is pronounced "sah" as in a shortened "saw"
ん is pronounced "nn"

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 3 points 2 months ago

Oh ok, it doesn't work for me then

[–] DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 months ago
[–] Deello@lemm.ee 3 points 2 months ago

This must be the demo version before they dialed in the number of verses.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[–] peteypete420@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 months ago

Gettin me where I need to go