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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

back then: that's some weird behavior.

today: totally expected.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Called one a ra-cist, and he said "Ouch!

Imma steal your account for being such a grouch,

And invite JD on over to the couch."

[–] Pippipartner@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] cabron_offsets@lemmy.world 7 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

^ JD Vance up in this bitch

[–] Cadeillac@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

Now I want someone to hit him with the mini Keanu treatment

[–] Cossty@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago (1 children)

What's the context? Why was that cultist jumping on the couch?

[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

This occurred somewhere in mid 2000-2010 I can’t remember. Tom Cruise was promoting his movie Mission Impossible 3 and was also dating Katie Holmes at the time. I don’t remember the interview much, but he was so excited and in love with her that he was jumping on the couch in excitement and exhibiting this weird energy. At one point he even grabbed Oprah’s hands and was shaking her too in the excitement for his love. I only remember that part vividly because there was a popular animated GIF back in the day where someone edited it so it looked like he was shocking her with Sith lightning, like how Palpatine shocked Mace Windu.

[–] Shimon@slrpnk.net 5 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] CatZoomies@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

There it is! The Legend! Thank you for sharing this, it made me laugh so hard back in the day!

[–] Cossty@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

Thx for explanation. I guess his love was so strong, she literally ran away from him.