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[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 86 points 1 month ago (5 children)
[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 41 points 1 month ago (1 children)

if it hd a bit more jpeg nobody would doubt that it is a real photographer

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] trxxruraxvr@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Now, some people might think it's generated by AI

[–] desktop_user@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

egg should not have 4 letters in it

[–] 5wim@slrpnk.net 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

No that's the devilled egg salad sandwich machine.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

I think that was already the rumbling consensus.

[–] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 15 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

The E 686 Salad Sandwich was intel’s best CPU.

Prove me wrong.

[–] Hazzard@lemm.ee 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Dang, this full out fooled me. Concerning, I guess we're here now. Lots to catch once you're aware of it, but totally passed by me while scrolling, even as someone who's well aware of AI Image Generation, even in an image that's intentionally ridiculous.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

think for a moment how this thing would smell after a single day.

of course it's AI garbage.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think this is a real picture? cuz there was a tweet from a guy saying it's his egg salad machine.

[–] Hagdos@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Would people just lie on the internet?

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

no...NO...I don't think they're allowed!

[–] AFKBRBChocolate@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Either the 'N' in "sandwich" is backwards or it's a large, lowercase 'n'

[–] todd_bonzalez@lemm.ee 54 points 1 month ago (4 children)

This looks like Bing Image Creator. It's gotten way too adherent to prompts for my comfort level. This one is crazy.

[–] Varyk@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 month ago

I was actually wondering how about this too because of his crazy thumb, haha.

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

It looks like a reasonable design

[–] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Hands are still weird

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

It's looking like scrambled egg salad

[–] thesporkeffect@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You had me at E686 SALAD SAMDWICH

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Looks like the future I want is in the past

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Needs more E686

[–] Burn_The_Right@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Interesting. What's their spaghetti policy?

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Can't go into specifics because of an NDA but can share my general opinion on the subject: Awful. Policy is awful.

[–] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

I got salmonella poisoning from looking at this.

[–] roguetrick@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

It's like a party in my mouth and everyone's throwing up.

[–] Wiz@midwest.social 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I've never seen one of these, but about 5 years ago I saw a gravy dispenser at a gas station for biscuits & gravy.

I passed.

[–] evranch@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

The one I loved was a pancake machine at a hotel breakfast buffet. You pressed the pancake button and batter was dispensed onto a slowly rolling large heated cylinder. When your pancake made it to the edge of the cylinder, it peeled off and flipped onto another counter-rotating cylinder. Then it was peeled off and slid down a chute onto a plate. Perfectly round, perfectly cooked.

I ate a few more pancakes than I should have just to see it work. Then against the protests of my wife I lifted the hinged side panel to see how the batter was loaded and dispensed (it was squeezed out of a bag by a screw jack)

The girl at the buffet asked if I was a process engineer (yup) and assured me that I was far from the first to peek under the hood 😅

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Wait until you see the clam chowder dispenser.