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[–] Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 52 points 1 month ago

AND flight.”

- Geese

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 36 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Chickens naturally fly. Not well or far, but they can get in a tree to roost if they want. That's why they get their wings clipped.

Farmers take that away from them, so all they have left is fight.

[–] photonic_sorcerer@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Imagine if someone came along and clipped all the fingers off your hand...

[–] SeekPie@lemm.ee 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I think it's more like clipping some of your toes so you couldn't run too far.

[–] Gladaed@feddit.org 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

More accurately toenails. Only the feather is cut, as far as I know.

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I think both ways are done. Never felt the need to do either with mine though. They know when to come in for the night regardless.

[–] queermunist@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago
[–] averyminya@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I also want to include turkeys even though they're not included in the image. Turkeys like running down hills, since they're perfect runways for takeoff. Then they land in lower-hanging sturdy branches.

It's quite cute.

[–] Cube6392@beehaw.org 3 points 1 month ago

turkeys straight up fly, they're not even semi flighted like chickens

[–] Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 28 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Chickens can fly, they just choose violence each time they can.

Can confirm, I repeatedly got the shit kicked out of me by a really aggressive rooster when I was like 10

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 18 points 1 month ago
[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

You don't see kiwis here because they don't fight physically. Instead they'll ruin your life by trapping you in financial and legal problems.

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago
[–] Melatonin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 1 month ago

Fight or flight. Backwards, why?

[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

Its funny how most people don't know chickens can really fly. A wild or yard bird roosts in the tops of trees.

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

It's their continent, they are just letting us live on it for now

Begun, the Emu Wars have.

[–] maniii@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Why Dodos never get a fair shake I'll never know.

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well, if dodos had a Glock they would not have been hunted to extinction now, wouldn't they ?

[–] maniii@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Truly, dinosaurs with guns ! Glocks to stave off the extinction of the species ! What a wonderful idea, I would have never thought of that, somehow I must have heard about it somewhere before, surely !

[–] negativenull@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Crosspost this to c/linuxmemes !!

[–] 8000gnat@reddthat.com 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

the first two are really "holding" their weapons à la veggie tales

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Veggie tails holds weapons? That christen propaganda is a lot more hardcore than I remember.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Well Ok then.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

That's fantastic. Now I will no longer feel any guilt whatsoever while rocking out to the cheeseburger song.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Some people argue that penguins "fly" under water since their movements resemble flying much more than the swimming of other swimming birds

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And some people are serial killers

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

True. Most of them flightless for real fr

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Wait, most? There are some penguins that can fly?

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

It was about the "some people are serial killers" and as I pointed out in my first comment, most penguins fly under water since there movement resemble flying much more than swimming

[–] Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn, the 5 year old idiot in me was so excited there for a second before reason and reality killed his spirit yet again.

[–] lugal@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 1 month ago

I'm glad I gave you 5 secs of pure joy. That's alot in an adult life