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submitted 1 month ago by dessalines@lemmy.ml to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] MapleEngineer@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

I write several flavours of BASIC fluently, Fortran and Pascal passably, three forms of assembler well enough to get by, and I've worked in COBOL.

[–] TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

according to larry wall perl is the looney tunes theme song

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[–] jbrains@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 month ago

APL is Ithkuil.

[–] CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Python malfeliĉas min.

[–] Wiz@midwest.social 2 points 1 month ago

Mi pensas ke, vi volis tajpi, "Python (aŭ Pitono) malfeliĉigas min."

Mal : Opposite
Feliĉ- : Happy
Ig : Makes (Transitive verb)
As : Present tense.

"Mi malfeliĉas." : I'm sad.

"Pitono malfeliĉigas ĉiujn." (Python makes everyone sad.)

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[–] _brian@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

i'm in this photo and i don't like it

[–] Gsus4@mander.xyz 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

soo...is FORTRAN greek? Or phoenecian?

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[–] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

oddly enough those also correspond approximately to how well I (native German speaker) know each of these languages; but why is there a stereotype that us Python devs and Esperantists need to shower more? :(

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