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This is highly inaccurate:
D: Esperanto. Highly derivative of C (Latin), designed by people previously writing compilers. It's not being taken seriously as such.
Russian is nowadays being speaken by right-wing authoritarians instead, and any programmer that is auth-right is either coding in C/C++, or a Javascript/Python dev pretending to be a C/C++ dev to "gatekeep" nulangs (sic).
There's nothing left from Russia anymore.
the thing with russian is that it's not spoken only by russians. Russian-speaking part of the internet is quite large actually.
Argh, politics in IT.
Heeeey!!
^^^(snifs ^^^armprit)
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Fuck....
Surprised nobody has complained so far about the Rust comparison. I guess any objection would appear to prove the point, or at least reinforce the "evangelist" stereotype.
I think you answered your own question :)
To be pedantic, I didn't ask a question, I just said I was surprised! I am still surprised.
RustyRooster: C is the root of all modern languages
FORTRAN: Am I a joke to you?
No grandpa fortran, everybody loves you. Now let's get you back inside with cobol.
This is great.
If I could make one change, there's so many funnier languages that could have been Esperanto. I would have taken a shameless jab at F#, myself.