There's a scalie somewhere who is very happy right now, probably
this post was submitted on 17 Sep 2024
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Hi :3
Does that dragon start hoarding wealth?
Depends if the person was already hoarding wealth before or had the desire to. Generally those who have a desire for wealth tend to hoard gold as dergs, those who don't, well they don't.
I've just accidentally burnt my boss to ashes. I then scratched my smartphone while I was writing this. Bloody fire breath and claws. I can't even get through the door because my wings are in the way. And how am I supposed to pay tax on this huge gold hoard? Damn you, random internet people!
::: spoiler .
Damn someone beat me to it
Big money! Big money! Big money!
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Shit, still human
Imagine a Trump Dragon 🤯🥶