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[–] Psaldorn@lemmy.world 97 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 34 points 1 year ago

Accidentaldischargia

[–] Roundcat@kbin.cafe 79 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Redneck here. Lemme check.

"HEY PAUL! INNERNET WANNA KNOW WHAT COUNTRY YER FROM!"

[–] Scheme@lemmy.world 52 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

INNERNET?! IT’S COMIN RIGHT FOR US!!

[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like about a 46 gauge Ned.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That would be really small. The higher the gauge number, the smaller it is.

[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Yes absolutely true, I'm just quoting the episode on question. I think it's a joke that Ned says that and then pulls out the rocket launcher and blasts the deer.

[–] FlexibleToast@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Oh, well then excuse me for not catching the reference.

[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 43 points 1 year ago

Dude so big he need a 9mm to get his insulin in.

[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 34 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] slaacaa@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Y’all-Qaeda

[–] Sneptaur@pawb.social 2 points 1 year ago

This one’s my favorite.

[–] FReddit@lemmy.world 25 points 1 year ago

Redneckistan.

[–] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago

It's the final boss of reddit.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Hol' up hol' up. You're not that special (sigh)

[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 16 points 1 year ago

Czech yourself before you wreck yourself.

[–] LuckyBoy@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

That little vase with plastic flowers really ties ups the room together.

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[–] Alexstarfire@lemmy.world 14 points 1 year ago (3 children)
[–] miraclerandy@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

So is that trigger discipline. That dude is going to kill someone with that bullshit

[–] Pinklink@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago

He just tryin to get that last pesky one out the chamber

[–] Starb3an@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That's actually the only positive I see: Gun safety

[–] Enkers@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 year ago

I'm not a gun person, but I'm pretty sure still keep your finger off the trigger, both for good habit, and the possibility of a round in the chamber.

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

I don't know exactly how many people have removed the magazine but forgotten to clear the chamber and shot someone else or themselves, but I know it's a fuckload.

[–] bloodfart@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 year ago

Nah, it’s in there, you can see the indentations where the floor plate meets the grip. Floor plate looks like a Taurus but idk what they made with the browning muzzle profile.

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Texas. They've always wanted to be a country!

[–] preciouspupp@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Until the Mexicans kicked their asses LOL.

[–] nexussapphire@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Lol, it's not my fight. I live in Oklahoma.

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Reminder that Texas fought that war on account of slavery too.

[–] radioactiveradio@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Every Russian man has had sex with Putin atleast once so, he's not Russian.

[–] StThicket@reddthat.com 4 points 1 year ago

I don't think you can call it sex when it's forced entry.

[–] mihor@lemmy.ml 4 points 1 year ago

Still a better love story than Twilight.

[–] twei@feddit.de 13 points 1 year ago

alternate universe kim dotcom

[–] far_university1990@feddit.de 8 points 1 year ago

Diabetes ist nicht gut

[–] ErevanDB@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 year ago
[–] Decimit@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

I think he’s from DipShitIstan.

[–] Hank@kbin.social 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Do the Balkans have white tail deer?

[–] negativenull@lemm.ee 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago

Not Inceland?

[–] brcl@artemis.camp 5 points 1 year ago
[–] tintory@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don’t insult God like that! h He have standards

[–] gamey@feddit.rocks 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh he has standards.

No one over 14.

[–] gamey@feddit.rocks 3 points 1 year ago

Well, the Pastor definitely won't touch him!

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

If I had to go into mortal combat with this guy or a toddler, I'd feel safer picking this guy.

[–] midori@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

I'm gonna hazard a guess that they're from northern Wisconsin.

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Is the deer wearing camo because the deer is hunting men?

The actual most dangerous game!

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