Thank you for making your life revolve around mine🥰

There are 10 types of people in the world.

Those who understand binary, and those who don't.

Funny but English as a Lingua Franca is a thing. English has become a widely understood international language so its not just used to talk to native English speakers but also as a common language between non-native speakers.

¡Me encanta este meme.!

In my country I speak my language because others doesn't speak my dialect.

And I deeply appreciate it.

I learned Spanish in high school, but I never really had the opportunity to use it (grew up in a very insulated community where minorities weren’t exactly celebrated and ‘you’re in America speak English was a common sentiment) and lost it. I can still say ‘your mom smells like cheese when it’su see water’ and a few other things, but any semblance of conversational Spanish is gone.

I envy native english speakers. They don't have to waste time learning english.

I write simple explanations in english because developers can only write simple instructions in code.

lo siento no sé inglés

I speak (well, mostly write) English because it's the only language that the vast majority of the world knows, including my girlfriend.

Also, I'm a linguaphile and it has more words for me to play with than any other language 😁

Gringo momento xd

Esperanto estas la plej bona kaj utila internacia lingvo.

I can speak nested languages

puts "this is english"

Sure. But I call it American!

in many cases, it's the only language that all participants in the conversation understand, not the only one for each.

but to be honest, if I could exchange my knowledge of my native language with the same amount of experience with something else (e.g. programming, math, etc.) I might take that deal (after moving to a primarily english speaking country of course).

That's not true; I also speak Dutch!

Anyone want to speak Dutch with me? ...... That's what I thought.

And then the Anglos complain that they don't get the professional opportunities that those who know multiple languages get.

En dit is waarom VS-Standaardisme zo'n groot probleem is op het internet. Iedereen spreekt Engels, en de Verenigde Staten zijn de grootsten wat betreft het aantal Engelssprekers. En daardoor ontstaat een situatie waardoor de meeste gebruikers worden gezien als Amerikaans tenzij anders vernomen.

Bonjour! Comment allez vous!

Cause no one uses pig latin anymore. Uckfay hetay olicepay

Posso confermare Si sistema la cravatta

Well I'm currently learning Japanese but I don't yet know enough words to make a funny comment here

じゃぁねぇ、英語で話したくないならこのようにもできるよ。確か日本語が話せるでしょ？ (⁠◠⁠‿⁠・⁠)⁠—⁠☆

Weón serán Weón