this post was submitted on 16 Aug 2023
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[–] iammike@programming.dev 57 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The fine line between ssh and lsd

[–] hansl@lemmy.ml 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] sounddrill@lemmy.antemeridiem.xyz 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] flashgnash@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Sftp is for weaklings, here we take hard FTP directly into our veins

[–] kool_newt@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

SSH = Super Shrooms

[–] Meloku 20 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Astral projection? Heh, what a bunch of nonsenses.

We all know you need a custom-made cyberdeck and your favorite assortment of ICE breakers and you can run any server you want, SSH be damned!

[–] accidental@lemmy.sdf.org 2 points 1 year ago

gimme that black ICE