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[–] cadekat@pawb.social 134 points 4 months ago (5 children)

At this rate, my entire comment history is just going to be mini freakouts about fucking cunts censoring "fucking cunt" on the internet. We're allowed to be dicks here. Talking about dicks is fine.

Don't bend over backwards to make this space advertiser friendly. Be weird!

[–] JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone 46 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Dude, most of these memes are stolen from somewhere else. Like nobody is going to put the effort it to find the source or edit it to decensor

[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 43 points 4 months ago (2 children)
[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Hey, you try to fat-finger one of those shitty mobile editors next time.

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 23 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Great job! You're hired.

[–] idunnololz@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago

Yeah but now it's poorly cropped. DW I got this

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 1 points 4 months ago
[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

You know what? Thank you, we'll get our swears back even if they censor them, this cunts

[–] cadekat@pawb.social 32 points 4 months ago (1 children)

I can't force anyone to uncensor a post, but I can be annoying in the comments if they don't.

[–] Klear@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

This is the way.

[–] sum_yung_gai@lemm.ee 21 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] Klear@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

And a merry fuck off to you too!

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 16 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Yeah, it drives me nuts because that's obviously what it is. MTV went to shit when they introduced commercials. Anytime you're selling shit to the masses, God forbid you alienate a group of people because you said the word cunt.

I'll go one step further and say fuck PG-13 ratings. If you take an R concept and make it PG-13, I know it's going to be shit.

[–] Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 4 months ago

not saying cunt is offensive towards cunts- i mean australians

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 9 points 4 months ago

You think lemmy has original content? 🤣 Are you a fucking stupid? 🤣

[–] LostXOR@fedia.io 6 points 4 months ago

I assume the censorship was probably done by the original poster of the image. Not much point un-censoring it in that case.

[–] pdnq@feddit.de 58 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Well, I don’t think it will recognise words like fucking or Cunt oh well it does Cunt is even written capital.

[–] Drusas@kbin.run 43 points 4 months ago (3 children)

Android voice to text capitalizes the weirdest things. It kind of drives me crazy having to go back and un-capitalize words.

[–] CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 14 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Maybe It's Some Sort Of Sovereign Citizen Thing?

[–] Kusimulkku@lemm.ee 1 points 4 months ago

Freemen of the Cunt

[–] Rubanski@lemm.ee 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Android voice also suffers from late stage Capitalism, soon all Letters Will BE CAPITALIZED

[–] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

but android auto reads out the message and asks if this is what you want to send. I usually just answer "yeah sure whatever" if it's either close enough or funny.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)

And this is how I find out that the closest place name to that word is "Cunta" in Indonesia.

Lame.

However, the road the brothels were on in English towns were apparently known as "Gropecunt Lane," so I learned that today.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gropecunt_Lane

Ah well, there will always be Dildo, Canada.

[–] blargbluuk@sh.itjust.works 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Dildo is in Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. We have provinces here, that's kind of like saying you're visiting Phoenix, USA.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 15 points 4 months ago

People say that sort of thing all the time when not from the U.S.

[–] ccunning@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago (1 children)
[–] PwnTra1n@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (2 children)

People aren’t original. See: New ___

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 18 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Even old New York was once New Amsterdam

[–] grue@lemmy.world 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why'd they changed it I can't say

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 7 points 4 months ago

People just liked it better that way

[–] Jimbo@yiffit.net 6 points 4 months ago

See: New Zealand, and also the names of the two islands that make it up... North Island and South Island

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Why are there missing letters?

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 45 points 4 months ago (1 children)

probably because the screenshot was found on a platform that would shadow delete a post for "bad words", think tiktok or instagram

[–] MewtwoLikesMemes@lemmy.world 7 points 4 months ago

Gods that is so fucking stupid...

[–] Sadrockman@sh.itjust.works 10 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Nah,that's just how happily married couples talk to each other. They both know its said with love.

[–] AFC1886VCC@reddthat.com 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Like Australians. If they call you cunt, you're good. If they call you mate, you'd better watch out.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 4 months ago

So, if you call an aussie a cunt, and the reply is "I'm not your focking cont, moyte!", that's a very aggressive fighting call, correct?

[–] Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

They call you friend and you know you're getting shanked in your sleep