this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2023
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[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 39 points 1 year ago (3 children)

What about those people who can hold their breath for longer than two minutes?

[–] Selmafudd@lemmy.world 20 points 1 year ago (2 children)

They're playing at half speed

[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 4 points 1 year ago

This has to be the right answer

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

We should all help them upgrade!

[–] Astudillo@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago

Zombies, dâh!

[–] eochaid@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Except, if you refuse to breathe, you won't die, you'll just pass out and start breathing again...which kinda kills the tension implied by the meme.

[–] nevial@discuss.tchncs.de 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It never mentions breathing voluntary/consciously, though. It is technically correct

[–] teejay@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Technically correct is the best ki... Wait where am I?

[–] Deadful@lemmy.world 22 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I can hold my breath for 4 minutes. Does that mean I'm technically living more life than the rest of you?

[–] nyoooom@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Might have a longer life expectancy.

But like for real, that probably means your body gets better oxygenation which would make you a bit healthier, on average.

[–] moipe@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you only took 1 breath every 2 minutes you would be what they call in France "le dead."

[–] devdad@programming.dev 1 points 1 year ago

It doesn’t say you only breathe once every two minutes, though.

You just reset the timer more frequently than once every two minutes. It doesn’t change the fact you only have two minutes from each breath.

[–] Cover_czar@lemmy.ml 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

With the essence of chlorine gas its again 2 minutes time without the reset part💀

[–] silverwing@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

Or carbon monoxide

You can power charge the timer when you breath in pure oxygen.

[–] Indiana_Jones@artemis.camp 4 points 1 year ago

About to die? Breathing is the solution.