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[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 61 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Zelensky looks like he's about to explain that he's not mad at us, just dissapointed.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago (1 children)

If it wasn't all so serious, I feel like there's a self-mockery career in there somewhere

[–] Leate_Wonceslace@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)
[–] GlitchyDigiBun@lemmy.world 12 points 5 months ago (1 children)

It would be awesome if he picked it up again after. Imagine Putin's shame. Empire crumbling, your own state turning on you, the world laughing. And this guy who beat you doesn't take your kingdom, doesn't rule with an iron fist to match your own. They just fuck off and tell jokes about your failure until retirement.

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Fucking awesome power play

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 months ago

I'd forgotten that! Sheesh, thats some dark material

[–] stanleytweedle@lemmy.world 47 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

It's just the perspective. Zelenskyy is actually 80' tall now. His body grew in response to his giant balls dragging on the ground.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago (1 children)

My might morphin power zelenskyys pilot did not get the traction I expected and part of it was the giant testicles I think

[–] Buddahriffic@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Well yeah, at some point of getting large, the balls start getting in the way of the legs pointing straight down, so they have to be angled. This reduces the coefficient of friction because some of the gravity force is effectively directed to the side. Thus you get less traction and introduce a risk of slipping into splits.

[–] Skua@kbin.social 2 points 5 months ago

Soon he's gonna go grab the sword from the Motherland Calls and take to the frontlines himself

[–] LodeMike@lemmy.today 17 points 5 months ago (4 children)
[–] pezmaker@programming.dev 35 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] ChillPill@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

The real one needs to be at least 3 times bigger!

[–] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 20 points 5 months ago (1 children)

A Shahed-136. Iranian made, its a kind of kamakazi drone

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 11 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

Correct.

I think Ukraine actually shoots these down.

[–] Unforeseen@sh.itjust.works 9 points 5 months ago

Yep its the opposite of the meme but didn't want to point it out and ruin it lol

[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

They do, but these drones are far cheaper to build than the missiles usually used to shoot them down. They are also being produced in massive quantities.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 7 points 5 months ago

Yes yes, but let's not get distracted from my hilarious joke.

[–] surewhynotlem@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago (1 children)
[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

It works when your opponent insists on building nothing but siege tanks and battlecruisers.

Yeah, NAFO could invest in their own zerg units, but that would mean less profit for Yamato Corporation.

[–] Crack0n7uesday@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Not for long, this is a test war, once AI takes over air defense these things will be shot down for pennies on the dollar.

[–] Tinidril@midwest.social 5 points 5 months ago

I'm not sure that Ukraine sees this as a test war, but I get your point.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 2 points 5 months ago

Most of the time.

[–] unexposedhazard@discuss.tchncs.de 11 points 5 months ago

A drone i would assume.

[–] sentient_loom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

The Spruce Moose!

[–] catsup@lemmy.one 7 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (1 children)

That thing looks like just a missile with wings lmao

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 9 points 5 months ago (1 children)

Planes are missiles with wings

[–] fl42v@lemmy.ml 3 points 5 months ago

If you're Japanese during ww2

[–] ynazuma@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

I rode one of those to the Derek Zoolander Center for Kids Who Can't Read Good

[–] don@lemm.ee 3 points 5 months ago

Goddamn Zelenskyy’s so tall Shaq couldn’t even touch his ankle! Man’s huge!

[–] ColeSloth@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 5 months ago

But I think that one is from Russia.