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[–] solo@kbin.earth 122 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (1 children)

In one clip, Neumaier was seen singing the Nazi-era German national anthem along with ...

I find this more so much more disturbing

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 100 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) (3 children)

Martin Neumaier, The Free Democratic Party (FDP) candidate for the district of Ostalb

Licking toilets is a fetish with no other people involved or harmed. Gross is an understatement in this case but whatever.

Much bigger problem is fdp, those are a highly professionalised bunch of assholes who systematically destroy democracy and sense of community in Germany. They are a threat to the country like cdu and afd.

[–] EmoDuck@sh.itjust.works 14 points 6 months ago

In one clip, Neumaier was seen singing the Nazi-era German national anthem along with "m*********** rectally with a s** toy."

He also made a mustache from feces while roleplaying as the former Chancellor Adolf Hitler in one more such footage.

That ought to do it

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 12 points 6 months ago

Thank you! It feels good to hear someone calling FDP assholes destroying the sense of community. FDP is working hard on keeping the working class poor, powerless and desperate. Trying to "save money" on the most disadvantaged people is disgusting. This alone is enough reason to disapprove of them.

I'd be more grossed out if I had to sit on a toilet seat that was licked by an FDP member than by someone licking the toilet seat.

[–] PainInTheAES@lemmy.world 55 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Kinda feel like they're burying the lede on the whole Hitler shitstache situation. That seems worse than any toilet bowl and brush licking.

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 3 points 6 months ago

Yes but the amount of people disgusted by a person licking a public toilet is unfortunately higher than the amount of people who are disgusted by Nazis

[–] WhatIsThePointAnyway@lemmy.world 31 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Well, this is different. In America our politicians lick boots.

[–] Prunebutt@slrpnk.net 13 points 6 months ago

Plenty of bootlickers in German politics, trust me.

[–] Asphalt@lemmy.ml 6 points 6 months ago

Hilarious. This made me laugh so much.

[–] Logh@lemmy.ml 23 points 6 months ago (2 children)

Reading the title, I wasn’t sure if it was a sex thing or if he was demonstrating the cleanliness of German public toilets.

[–] De_Narm@lemmy.world 23 points 6 months ago

Trust me, most German public toilets are disgusting. Railway station toilets aren't even free and a lot of them suck. The ones within a train? Even more disgusting. (If you're lucky enough to find one that's not closed for repair anyway.)

[–] I_Miss_Daniel@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago

Could be an unusual way to keep cool. I've seen my dog lick furniture...

[–] cybervseas@lemmy.world 17 points 6 months ago (1 children)

I want to know, because I'm only human, but I also don't want to click and have this in my FBI guy's file on me…

[–] SkyezOpen@lemmy.world 11 points 6 months ago

You gotta be more considerate to your FBI guy. You're probably boring as fuck, give them something interesting to read!

[–] Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world 5 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Whatever floats your toilet-bowl?

[–] janus2@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 months ago

there's the thing in the tank actually called a float, even 🤪