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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 45 points 7 months ago (3 children)

You can't prove the second statement. We think that it may not cause gonorrhea

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 18 points 7 months ago (1 children)

All I know is I've been to a lot of natural history museums and I still haven't tested positive for gonorrhea.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Don't be jealous just bc you can't get dates w the cool diplodocuses

[–] mycodesucks@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] variants@possumpat.io 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] Olmai@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)
[–] M500@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 months ago

Wake up sheeple? Where do you think it came from?!?!?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 3 points 7 months ago

It's like you guys never heard of all the crazy dinosaur orgies

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 22 points 7 months ago (3 children)

Diplodocus not causing gonorrhea is a nonemeperic presumption.

[–] aleats@iusearchlinux.fyi 19 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You've got bigger problems if there's dinosaurs inside your bloodstream anyway.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

You mean a drone? c/birdsarentreal

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Oops. I forgot they aren't real.

But then drones could have dinosaur in their blood...

[–] variants@possumpat.io 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Drones get charged by energy produced by dinosaurs

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago

I've never seen a bird get filled up at a gas station!

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 5 points 7 months ago

True. Has anyone examined the fossils to see if they're causing gonorrhea?

[–] Karyoplasma@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 7 months ago

I'll just use Occam's Razor until definite proof is provided.

[–] Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world 10 points 7 months ago

Concentrate... Do not make the obvious joke...

[–] DiploRaucous@lemmy.world 7 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) (1 children)

Wait... I'm confused. Do I cause gonorrhea or no?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)

It's very simple- it's safe to fuck a diplodocus but not certain bacterium.

[–] DiploRaucous@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

I need a third panel. DiploRaucous. Very medium. Struggles to spell gonarrhea. ;)

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago

Spelling is not the issue. The question is whether or not you're contagious.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago

Mr. Hand is salivating from the grave