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[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 25 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Good god please keep that fucked up ziplock bag away from me

[–] Jackie_meaiii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Fucked up ziplock bag is what they called me girldick in highschool

[–] Jackie_meaiii@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 9 months ago

Jesus Christ Jackie no

[–] LEONHART@slrpnk.net 17 points 9 months ago (1 children)

You've been hit by

You've been struck by

A smooth man o' war.

[–] zero_spelled_with_an_ecks@programming.dev 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ow!

[–] scarilog@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Comments like this makes me wish we had awards like Reddit

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 14 points 9 months ago (1 children)

"Omg pee on my butt!"

"You know that doesn't do abything, right?"

"It's not for the jellyfish sting."

[–] GluWu@lemm.ee 6 points 9 months ago

I need this before I die

[–] jaschen@lemm.ee 9 points 9 months ago

I see these dead on the beaches of Taiwan. My 5 year old son picked one up and brought it to me and I almost had a heart attack. Luckily he picked it up on a part that didn't have stingers.

[–] Gutek8134@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Isn't it one of the species that will kill you with the sting?

[–] galoisghost@aussie.zone 5 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

You’re thinking of irukandji. Bluebottles will sting like an absolute bastard but you’d have to be pretty unlucky to be killed by one.

Edit: apparently there have been fatal stings in the northern hemisphere.

[–] cuchilloc@lemmy.world 7 points 9 months ago

Forbidden Ravioli

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 5 points 9 months ago

Oof.wav

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

SHIT FUCK