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submitted 1 year ago by HiddenLayer5@lemmy.ml to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] TCB13@lemmy.world 28 points 1 year ago (3 children)

The boat has wifi right? Modern developers can't work for 10 seconds without installing packages from the internet.

[–] norawibb@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 year ago

or searching forums

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago

There is Maritime roaming if you can afford it....

[–] julianwgs@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Some cruise ships equip Starlink nowadays

[–] TCB13@lemmy.world -3 points 1 year ago

Okay, can't argue with that :D my point was that development is so fuck up nowadays that nothing can be done offline anymore (at least easily) and this new generation of developers don't even know how their hardware works, the basics of an OS and their favorite tools. They can't live without pulling a few docker images and whatnot.

[–] KSPAtlas@sopuli.xyz 15 points 1 year ago

Nice IDEA for a pun

[–] TiffyBelle@mastodonapp.uk 14 points 1 year ago

@HiddenLayer5 So bad. And yet, so amazing at the same time.

Dads everywhere approve.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Too bad the punchline is ruined by being in the title....