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I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.

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[–] Voyajer@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Pink blue black easily

[–] Kjev@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] Crow@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

The only rational choices

[–] Grimy@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

3x purple. They probably stack and will earn me world wide renown and fame.

[–] EmilyInept@reddthat.com 2 points 9 months ago

As an insomniac, 9. Not being constantly foggy from poor sleep would be a life changer for me. Plus all the extra time to do stuff during the night.

[–] partmussels@feddit.nl 2 points 9 months ago

The issue isn't that people I find attractive find me attractive, the issue is my personality.

Anyway. I'd like to talk with cats and hear them adorably insult me the whole time.

[–] illectrility@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I only need one… is that allowed?

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[–] Semivir@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 9 months ago

Honestly, cyan, blue and black combined seems like superpowers. Lemme explain:

Most important is not needing sleep, which gets you access to $20, leaves you time to become a master pizza chef and frees your schedule to get rid of those pesky hairs, and when you're done, you can just make yourself your favourite drink. Having access to estrogen solves all kinds of problems, and the main issue left over is finding love, with which the blue pill can surely help.

The only thing you'd be missing out on is the ears and tail and talking to cats. Which is actually kinda big to miss out on... yeah screw the rules, I'm taking all of them!

[–] GregorTacTac@lemm.ee 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)
[–] letsgo@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Two blue and one pink. If I can only have one of each, swap a blue for a black.

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Well obviously the last 3.

[–] brown567@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago
[–] hector@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Water feels like lean?

[–] aBundleOfFerrets@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Red, Green, Black

[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago
[–] solivine@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

Both the blue ones I guess then the last one can be a wildcard

[–] MxRemy@lemmy.one 1 points 9 months ago

chooses 1, 3, and 9

I am the sphinx that baps in the night!

[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Blue, black and purple

[–] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

no sleep and 20 bucks. do you know how much time we waste sleeping? Imagine all the things i could do instead.

[–] OtisRamflow@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Talk to cats and make great pizzas.

[–] Octopus1348@lemy.lol 1 points 9 months ago

Green, blue and black. Green because there aren't any better options (and I don't like cats that much)

[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

Estrogen, yellow, and purple

[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

I'm taking the black pill and never looking back

[–] dutchkimble@lemy.lol 1 points 9 months ago

Pizza, water thing and 20 bucks

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago

Can still sleep if I want to though right?

[–] sag@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)
[–] Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone 1 points 9 months ago

Estrogen, talk to cats, body hair removal.

[–] VelvetStorm@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Red, pink, brown.

[–] Okokimup@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Yellow, purple, black.

I was luckily born with pink and blue.

[–] NickwithaC@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Blue would be interesting to study on my bi-ace self.

[–] phuntis@sopuli.xyz 1 points 9 months ago

🟨🟦⬛ easiest choice ever I have zero interest in ears, a tail, or oestrogen $20 really isn't that much and I'm not american so I couldn't spend it but even if it was converted it's really not a lot the pizza ones nice but eh heating a pizza stone takes forever and a pizza oven takes up to much space and is to expensive water doesn't taste great but it's tolerable so whatever and I'm not interested in talking to cats on the other hand not having to sleep effectively extends your life by 50% I hate my body and facial hair and I don't think I need to explain blue

[–] pjwestin@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago

Blue and Brown for sure. Not sure I want anything else. Pink is tempting, but sometimes I just want water. Black would be cool, but only if I still can sleep; dreams are cool and I like a good nap. Purple sounds good on paper, but it would actually be a curse. The expertise and pallet you'd gain would just make you see all the flaws in all the pizza you order. You'd never enjoy pizza again unless you made it yourself. I don't need a tail or estrogen, and I like my beard...I might have to take the $20.

[–] SapphironZA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 9 months ago
  1. No body hair
  2. Talk with cats (if they feel like talking back)
  3. No need to sleep
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