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I'll choose 3, 5, and 7.

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[–] boogetyboo@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago

I don't have a cat (did in the past, was an indoor cat) but there's many roaming my neighbourhood because it's still apparently difficult for Australians to understand how fucked that is.

I'd like to be able to talk to cats.

So I'd go have a chat to them and explain what longer, healthier lives they'd have at home. Free from disease, injury and the risk of being hit by car. I'd tell them to go home.

I'd also explain to them, that if they keep visiting my house, that eventually my dog might get one. And if he doesn't, I'll trap them and take them to the pound because their shit families are unlikely to have chipped them.

[–] Quexotic@infosec.pub 4 points 9 months ago

5,7,9. It'd be fun.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Black, blue, and either red or brown. Maybe red higher. Pink I already have.

[–] Etterra@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Water tastes like Mt Dew to you? Neat.

[–] MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (2 children)

All teh B's: Blue, Brown, Black. Runners up: Ketchup and Mustard.

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[–] kandoh@reddthat.com 3 points 9 months ago

Pink Brown and Black. No question

[–] superterran@discuss.online 3 points 9 months ago

All these dumb gimmicks then a no sleep pill lol I know my choice

[–] SingularEye@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago

yellow, black, and green

[–] Titou@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago

2, 3, 9

estrogen No body hairs Productivity boost

[–] occhineri@feddit.de 3 points 9 months ago

Let's see...

  • Water is my favourite drink - check
  • I don't sleep - check
  • I'm a master pizza chef - check...a bit
  • Don't you touch my hairyness!

Sooo, here's my choice:

  • talk with cats
  • ears and tail
  • 20 dollars
[–] Lennard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm just going to pick 4 because water already is my favorite drink

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[–] Rozauhtuno@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

2, 3 and 8.

Pill 9 feels more like a curse honestly, imagine not having a single moment of rest ever.

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[–] spiderwort@lemm.ee 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Pizza cats sleep

[–] SVcross@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I can already talk with cats, they don't answer tho

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Green, purple, brown. I don't really like to cook, but pizza has a lot of variations so that would be nice. Talking to cats would just be kinda cool, and $20 is $20. I'm ace, prefer water, and have estrogen 3 of them would be a total waste, and the others just aren't my thing.

[–] gnuplusmatt@reddthat.com 3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

These all seem like a monkey's paw situation

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Clarification on the blue pill: Will I be able to tell that someone is attracted to me? Or will that still be a mystery?

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[–] DharkStare@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

That middle row looks perfect.

[–] Miphera@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

1 3 9, water is already my favourite drink :p

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

You want hairless ears and tail? I don't think those two pills should go together.

[–] BomberMan9865@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

Would probably be like a sphinx cat or those hairless dogs.

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[–] sxan@midwest.social 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

5, 7, 9 (blue, pink, black)

This is an excellent one, BTW, because I think "obviously," and then read other people's and think "wtf? Really??"

[–] Squirrel@thelemmy.club 2 points 9 months ago

5, 7, and 9 would be my choices if I wasn't married. I guess I would probably still pick 7, just so I can be confident my wife likes the way I look.

[–] TheRealLinga@sh.itjust.works 2 points 9 months ago

1, 8, 9, for show

[–] workerONE@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Attractive, pizza, sleep

[–] tigerjerusalem@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Brown, blue and pink. I was tempted about that dark green pill for a while, but settled for the pink one.

[–] essell@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Blue and black for sure.

Tempted by the brown Cats one but I'm already pretty good at communicating with them so I'm going for yellow.

[–] adamantris@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 9 months ago

Two times green and one black please

[–] DessertStorms@kbin.social 2 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Bottom row for me, though the no need to sleep feels like a trick, but I'll risk it assuming it means I'm never tired (as opposed to being always tired, like I am now).

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3, 5, and 9. I don't want to switch back to oral estrogen, injections are working much better for me.

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