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[–] Splatterphace@lemm.ee 59 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

"Yes I am looking directly at it."

[–] devilish666@lemmy.world 29 points 8 months ago
[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago (1 children)

A sandwich but it's fecal matter instead 👍👍

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 35 points 8 months ago (2 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Thanks, I have a feeling this is going to come in very handy 😄

[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Another banger! Have one of my favorites in return!

[–] TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Always happy for a good crowder replacement.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

The Hipstet Utseende.

[–] GardenVarietyAnxiety@lemmy.world 16 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (1 children)

I'm sorry but we're going to have to ask you to leave.

(I feel like this might read bad... It's just a joke! ;P)

[–] Jerkface@lemmy.world 12 points 8 months ago

We would have accepted "get the fuck out."

[–] DigitalNirvana@lemm.ee 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee -1 points 8 months ago

c/stupidfood

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pocketing this for April 1st

[–] Bleach7297@lemmy.ca 12 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's still a ways off, you'll ruin your pants.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

I shat them years ago they're perfect for this.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Remember to make a batch of half and half peanut butter and bologna for Halloween.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 6 points 8 months ago

I love the way your mind works

[–] MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 10 points 8 months ago

I would absolutely eat like 10 of these in one sitting

[–] JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.world 9 points 8 months ago

Glass of water but it's actually concentrated prussic acid.

[–] Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago

Okay I might just make these and leave them in the break room at work

[–] p1mrx@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Seems risky, because people don't expect chocolate to need refrigeration.

[–] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Found the guy who isn't from Arizona

[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

The Bologna Cup sounds like an award for excellence in disinformation.

[–] Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net 1 points 8 months ago

Brb going to make an award panel, similar to the razzy award for acting.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 0 points 8 months ago

I thought it was a soccer derby.

[–] TheCheddarCheese@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

am i insane for actually wanting to try this

[–] ShadowCatEXE@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Don’t forget to add a layer of mayonnaise in between the bologna.

[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago

Everyday We Stray Further From God's Light

[–] pdnq@feddit.de 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Why is this mortadella without fat? A vegan one? Heresy!

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago

Because it's not mortadella. It's American bologna, which is just a solid pink mass in the same shape of, but otherwise wholly distinct from actual sausage.

[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago
[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Mmmmm, balogna and chocolate in a cup. Why are we just now inventing this??

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Because of capitalism. In the beforedays, capitalism was not around. Nothing was invented. But then came capitalism, and inventions were invented. Capitalism excels at inventing and re-inventing and re-bettering things, as cheaply as possible. That's how you get bologna chocolate cupcakes.

[–] tygerprints@kbin.social 2 points 8 months ago

And that's why I spell Capitalism, "H" "I". I welcome capitalism in all it's beautiful plastic material forms, including chocolate balogna cups and popcorn buckets with fleshlight appendages.

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Usually I am against involving the police in non-violent situations....but I'm calling the police

[–] Fridgeratr@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago

Must resist downvoting......

[–] readthemessage@lemmy.eco.br 1 points 8 months ago
[–] blahsay@lemmy.world 1 points 8 months ago
[–] orphiebaby@lemm.ee 0 points 8 months ago

c/stupidfood, please