Programmer Humor

World. Why? "Hello World".

This reminds me of an article I read about a guy whose last name was Null.

This isn't it but is the first one I found when looking.

https://www.wired.com/2015/11/null/

The story is pretty much what you would expect but still an amusing read.

My first kitten was called Rails, but be run away. The second one, Ruby, but she died from sickness the second day we had her home. The third one was Rails 2, but we called him just Rails, he's 10 yo now. The fourth one wad called PowerBI, buy ny wife didn't like and it was a lame name anyway so we changed it to Sushi.

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Don't give elon any ideas.

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Shhhh. My spouse hasn't caught on, yet.

If you name her Julia, you can wake her up with the wonderful meme of “Good morning Julia, it’s me, Joe…”

don't forget Ada

We named our son "Foo Bar" but we used the alternate spelling "Fubar" to make it look more reasonable.

• Orphan Process
• Null
• Char
• Object
• Instance
• Bug

My son GIGO never quite meets expectations.

PHP. It’s pronounced, PhhhhP

CTRL+F 'Robert'

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Really?

Exception Segfault Binary

My favorite IT based names and the reason why I want two kids: Master and slave

Ada?

My dogs are Ping and Ruby

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OOM

Don't forget LOLCode (yes that's a thing)

Forindo Iffi **int

I will name my firstborn 'OOM killer'.

Boolean ftw XD

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