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[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The Prestige!

Or is it Primer?

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[–] smileyhead@discuss.tchncs.de 5 points 9 months ago

Steins;Gate fans:

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 5 points 9 months ago

Doctor, are you crossing your own timeline again?

[–] Harold_Penisman@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago

As someone with a very addictive personality, I cannot imagine doing this.

[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 4 points 9 months ago

Can you be certain that it’s not the same mug, but experienced through some sort of dimensional/ time shift portal thingy?

[–] Plopp@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I did the exact same thing twice yesterday! Good to see I'm not the only one with a broken brain.

[–] Dohnuthut@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

I see you've met my coworker. Often open the microwave to find something she previously heated sitting there. Always gives us a good laugh!

[–] mack7400@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Donnie Darkroast

[–] MilitantAtheist@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

I'm amazed at this person being amazed at having two identical cups. Who even does that, who buys multiple cups that match... /s

[–] CaptSoulBeard@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Deja brew! I've just been in this place before (higher on the counter) And I know it's my time to go Calling you And the search is a mystery (standing on my feet) It's so hard when I try to be me, woah!

[–] sfxrlz@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Nah I’m sippin that cold as well. gotta keep the caffeine high

[–] DharmaCurious@startrek.website 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago

You need to mug him

[–] XTornado@lemmy.ml 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Man... I have done it multiple times.... Well I find it before the next day because I usually heat something or somebody else does but man...

Although mine is usually just milk.

[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 2 points 9 months ago

Careful, that's a glitch. The police have probably surrounded you.

[–] einfach_orangensaft@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

I have this, my microwave sits on top of the fidge and i keep opening the freezer instead of the microwave from time to time

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