this post was submitted on 20 Feb 2024
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[–] db2@lemmy.world 35 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago) (3 children)

In case anyone doesn't know, 'gob' is British English for mouth.

[–] kautau@lemmy.world 27 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

I don’t care for Gob.

[–] Paradachshund@lemmy.today 10 points 8 months ago

You shut your gob!

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago
[–] Whatevster@lemmy.today 30 points 8 months ago
[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 24 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Is anyone else angry that official Willy Wonka branded Gobstoppers look like Skittles instead of like in the movie?

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 4 points 8 months ago

Maybe... too difficult to make?

Just think of the ~~children~~ profits!!! What would be best for them!?

[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 21 points 8 months ago
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago

You don't need anti gob software anymore. Windows Defender is enough!

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Anyone who stupidly builds their town that close to a massive dam deserves to be inundated by water. Lol.

[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)
[–] Johanno@feddit.de 6 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Fertile. Ah yes the reason to build a town instead of farmland

[–] EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Well of course! Don't you know houses grow on trees?!

[–] bravesilvernest@lemmy.ml 8 points 8 months ago (3 children)
[–] OhStopYellingAtMe@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Gob’s not onboard.

[–] Denjin@lemmings.world 4 points 8 months ago

A trick is something a whore does for money

[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 8 months ago
[–] ThrowawaySobriquet@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago

I say pull out the stops and let it crumble. Society deserves to drown in a wave of gobs. Man

[–] nick@midwest.social 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

“Gob” is also what coal miners call the leftover shit in the coal tailings. Why do I know this, what the hell brain

[–] GBU_28@lemm.ee 2 points 8 months ago

Thanks now we all have to have this fact

[–] bane_killgrind@lemmy.ml 2 points 8 months ago

Where did you find this one omg