From the years I spent delivering pizza while going to school, one driver I knew was murdered and another caught a pretty good beating. Surprisingly both times they were attacked by the people they were supposed to deliver too.

Idk, I guess people who rob pizza drivers aren't usually the sharpest tools in the shed. In my experience most people are pretty chill when you go to the wrong house, most of the time they just joke about wanting to keep the pie.

[–] everett@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 months ago

I approve of the original version.

[–] colin@lemmy.uninsane.org 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

i was gonna extend this to a swatting analogy until i remembered that receiving uninvited/anonymous pizza deliveries is actually a real form of harassment.

[–] AllonzeeLV@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Objectively a less invasive form of harassment than murder, but true nonetheless.

[–] rxin@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Okay but the delivery guy going to perform atrocities on say, members of the Russian mafia, sounds like the plot of a video game

[–] Maddie@sh.itjust.works 63 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Also, they bring you delicious food instead of violating your civil rights and shooting your dogs for fun

[–] seathru@lemm.ee 47 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Delivery driver threw pizza at suspects during attempted carjacking

"your pizza delivery driver is probably the bravest guy in the world,” one resident said. “He deserves all the applause that he can get.”

No thanks to the worthless ass cops:

Middletown Police attempted to stop the vehicle, but it continued until it reached New Haven. Once in New Haven, police said, the vehicle stopped and four people got out and fled. A police K9 track was conducted, but they did not find any suspects.

[–] occhineri@feddit.de 10 points 10 months ago

Then they arrested the delivery driver for possessing two grams of marijuana and they lived happily ever after.

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I think in a utopia the people who choose to be delivery drivers would be ideal first responders. Good under pressure and are all about feeding strangers while driving fast.

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago

I back the bread

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 20 points 10 months ago

Domino's drivers are the REAL boys in blue.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 16 points 10 months ago

Needs some red to symbolize both the blood spilled in the effort to deliver our pizzas, as well as the sauce on the pizzas themselves.

[–] Sharpiemarker@startrek.website 14 points 10 months ago

The thin dough line

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 12 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Pizza Delivery Persons Lives Matter (PDPLM), it doesn't quite roll off the tongue and may need some work shopping.

[–] cuerdo@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Pizza Couriers Matter! PCM^TM^

Your are welcome

[–] CucumberFetish@lemm.ee 2 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But. But. All lives matter!

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago (1 children)

All live matter, but some matter more than others.

[–] BeigeAgenda@lemmy.ca 5 points 10 months ago

And those Pizza Couriers bring me food, so their lives matter more!

[–] fallingcats@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 10 months ago

Bread lives matter?

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I wanted to make the blue line sign with a yellow stripe, signifying cowardice, which cops mostly are, cowards

[–] Emotional_Sandwich@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That flag already exists. I think it came out after Uvalde, but maybe it's been around longer. I'd love to slap it on my car but I'm afraid of the repercussions.

[–] Retrograde@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Yeah, no, I'm not trying to get shot either

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago

Cheesus Crust I sent this to a bro from storage THIRTY SECONDS before opening Lemmy and being greeted by the same meme!

Spooky!