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[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 67 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm concerned by the raw beef pattie on the coffee table.

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 13 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

That's actually a stack of salami slices. From 1994.

[–] MissJinx@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

Is that an whole onion?

[–] ninjan@lemmy.mildgrim.com 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

That AI Star Wars poster is something else 😂

[–] ericisshort@lemmy.world 6 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Is that Kilo’s blade held by Anthony Hopkins?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 months ago

Pretty sure that looks like Alec Guinness

[–] TheGrandNagus@lemmy.world 30 points 10 months ago (2 children)

3 pips and gold uniform? TIL Picard was in engineering or security before he made captain

[–] ramble81@lemm.ee 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Could you have 4 pips with anything besides red?

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 4 points 10 months ago

Didn’t they meet the captain of a medical vessel that had a blue uniform with 4 pips?

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[–] GratefullyGodless@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago

I'm more annoyed by the fact that he's a conehead now.

[–] Zombiepirate@lemmy.world 16 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I'm not mad at the uniform, but because Picard would know better that to put out a big bowl of french fries that are just going to get cold while gaming.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 25 points 10 months ago (2 children)

You're only supposed to eat six anyway.

[–] clay_pidgin@sh.itjust.works 18 points 10 months ago

Shut up, nerd!

[–] Chaser@sopuli.xyz 11 points 10 months ago

THERE ARE SIX FRIES!

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 6 points 10 months ago

I mean he does take every opportunity to let you know that he's French.

[–] ieightpi@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Broodjefissa@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Nah they nailed this one. Every household in the world has their fridge in the corner of the living room..

[–] TheNitroZeus@lemmy.world 15 points 10 months ago (9 children)

What game would they be playing though?

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] Apeman42@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

...You ever wonder why we're here?

[–] caseyweederman@lemmy.ca 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)

I think it looks more like a puma.

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 10 months ago

You’re making that up

[–] BrazenSigilos@ttrpg.network 11 points 10 months ago

No Man's Sky

[–] random_character_a@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

Lovers in Dangerous Spacetime

[–] MacNCheezus@lemmy.today 9 points 10 months ago

Starfield of course.

I’ll show myself out.

[–] slaveOne@reddthat.com 8 points 10 months ago

Stardew Valley

[–] OutlierBlue@lemmy.ca 7 points 10 months ago

Alien vs Predator vs Borg

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

Baldurs Gate 3

[–] Snowyday@startrek.website 5 points 10 months ago

Wii Sports Resort, the dog frisbee toss

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 4 points 10 months ago

Mass Effect 3 MP on a private server

[–] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg 11 points 10 months ago (3 children)

They have two TVs in their room?

[–] captainjaneway@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Yeah I guess. Plus that one in the image seems precariously balanced on the speaker?

[–] MasterNerd@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Or they just wall mounted it without taking the feet off. They are aliens after all; they may not know our ways fully

[–] imPastaSyndrome@lemm.ee 6 points 10 months ago

Clearly the second one is showing the view outside the room

[–] turtlepower@lemm.ee 1 points 10 months ago

Funny enough, I once shared a place with someone who had 3 tvs in the living room.

[–] db2@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

None. Blue would also have been canonically acceptable.

[–] lordxakio@lemmy.world 11 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Only thing bothers me is that Picard has a beer instead of wine.

[–] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago (1 children)
[–] lordxakio@lemmy.world 2 points 10 months ago

You you you! Forgot about that !

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 10 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

This would be so much better if they were using different controllers.

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Well he is a Commander, so it's possible he wasn't command structure at the time, but assuming the rest of the lore holds true in the episode where he doesn't fight the Naussicans and get stabbed in the heart, he is shown to be science staff before the command route.

So blue, if anything, should be the color.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

This is clearly a different alternate timeline than that one.

[–] AngryishHumanoid@lemmynsfw.com 7 points 10 months ago

Color be damned, THERE ARE 4 PIPS!

[–] don@lemm.ee 5 points 10 months ago

Well at least it managed to get the hands right, it seems.

[–] SSUPII@sopuli.xyz 4 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Why do generative AIs when creating a table with food make them so messy all the time.

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[–] EyIchFragDochNur@feddit.de 2 points 10 months ago

Of course Jean-Luc would have red wine, not beer

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