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[–] Vilian@lemmy.ca 88 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 71 points 11 months ago (2 children)

The dog has been made more efficient with its new form factor. Now every movement is a tail wag.

[–] bruhduh@lemmy.world 13 points 11 months ago

Got me cracked up 🤣

[–] flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works 12 points 11 months ago

Quality reality update

[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 35 points 11 months ago

Snakes do love us endotherms. Like a comfy self heating rock.

[–] Paddzr@lemmy.world 30 points 11 months ago

"mmmm, future snack"

[–] Synthead@lemmy.world 26 points 11 months ago

Aw what a beautiful snake

[–] IamRoot@sh.itjust.works 22 points 11 months ago (7 children)

That snake is going to kill her.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

Pythons are pretty chill snakes overall tbh. If you're careful, handle them frequently, and make sure they're comfortable in their environment they won't do anything. It all comes down to owner handling.

They also aren't that stupid and won't (usually) try to attack anything that's too big for them to eat, except out of fear. Because thats a waste of energy. And she is very much too big for him to get his mouth around to digest. So no, she isn't going to die.

[–] Fungah@lemmy.world 7 points 11 months ago

It actually looks like he could eat her. Snakes expand. A lot.

Depends on species, ball python tend to be absolute dears but reticulated pythons at the very least hate me

[–] Khrux@ttrpg.network 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Weird question but as someone who has never owned a reptile, do they feel love and kinship like mammals do? I always picture their reptile brains as very logical and without any emotion except maybe fear sometimes, but I could be totally wrong on that.

[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 11 months ago

I've not heard anyone describing reptiles as having "love" or "kinship" like a mammal pet ala cat/dog does. They're not really pack or social creatures. However They do form familiar bonds with their owners/handlers that they'll be most comfortable with, as they can tell the difference between people (largely through body scent). When they are comfortable they'll be more energetic, mobile, and explore with curiosity.

[–] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 25 points 11 months ago

No it's not, snakes aren't very bright but unless it's starving (which that snake clearly isn't) a captive born/bred snake isn't likely going to eat anything it's not used to. Dogs are way more likely to attack than a pet snake.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 23 points 11 months ago

"You are very warm. I'll eat you last"

[–] XanXic@lemmy.world 20 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You could say that about any pet snake really, but as long as you're a good snake owner it's not a big risk. They eat once every week or two on a schedule and the general rule of thumb is don't cuddle with them when it's feeding day. Feed them in a special container that's only association and purpose is feeding.

After a bit of that they catch on and you can dangle your hand in their face all you want. They'll understand you are the food source and not a threat. Then you get to chill with them, since they are cold blooded they like cuddlinga with your warmth quite a bit. It's another rule of safety just don't let them get a coil around something like a leg or what have you.

Snakes are cool pets just pretty high maintenance. I could see this snake being even more lazy since it's so big, but moving it has to be a two man job.

[–] TIMMAY@lemmy.world 12 points 11 months ago

but also the right snake with a decent setup could be one of the easiest pets to own! Not as resilient pr independent as a cat but the needs for something like a cornsnake are pretty minimal once you have a proper setup for it

[–] Seleni@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

Doubt it. Most pythons are surprisingly picky eaters.

Take one of mine. ‘Only mice, only live, and no white ones!’ is the usual dinner order. And sometimes they’ll snub that mouse if it doesn’t meet their standards. I feel cats should take notes.

Burmese are pretty chill. This isn’t ’looking for food’, this is ‘I found a hot water bottle’.

People who have no experience with snakes always seem to have the silliest ideas about what they’re like.

She's far too large, that snake appreciates her as a heat source right now.

[–] ElJefe@lemm.ee -1 points 11 months ago

Certainly looks like it’s ready to bite. It’s unbelievable to me that some people think that snakes can be pets like a dog or a cat. Even birds are infinitely more capable of recognizing a person as someone in their lives that is something more than just predator/prey than snakes.

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 21 points 11 months ago

Thats a big turd on the sofa just waiting to happen

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 17 points 11 months ago

Super cute, but I wouldn’t trust it to share a sofa with my cats.

[–] dlpkl@lemmy.world 15 points 11 months ago (1 children)

You can smell that house from the street over

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 15 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Do pythons smell? I did not know this

On their own no, but like every animal they poop and snake shit is really high in ammonia

[–] smolyeet@lemmy.world 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

For what it’s worth. , my coworker had one and his room didn’t smell. I assume it’s like owning any other in house pet where you just need to regularly clean their cage/tank

[–] Meuzzin@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago
[–] Warl0k3@lemmy.world 8 points 11 months ago

When well taken care of, no they dont. People suck, however, and lack of proper care can produce some really foul smelling enclosures

[–] RIPandTERROR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 11 months ago
[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 10 points 11 months ago

If anyone wants to know the risks:

https://youtu.be/he6O9nZ3CZs

[–] volvoxvsmarla@lemm.ee 1 points 11 months ago

How big is her house to be able to hold a python without it being animal cruelty? Won't it need like a whole level just to itself?

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

Thanks but no thanks