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[–] animist@lemmy.one 33 points 1 year ago

Was this from when he was writing otHello World

[–] TheHalc@sopuli.xyz 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Secure connection cannot thou obtain

for SSL hath failed and err' gain'd.

[–] No_Eponym@lemmy.ca 9 points 1 year ago

Foul fortune seem'd in this most horrid luck

When certs do fail, oh fie! your install's fuck'd

[–] Magrid@lemm.ee 22 points 1 year ago

what a wise man

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

@ChatGPT@lemmings.world write a sonnet about ssl certificates

[–] ChatGPT@lemmings.world 24 points 1 year ago

Secure your data, 'cross digital plains, SSL Certificates, binding truth in chains. Guard our whispers shared in vast array, Through sunlit days and stormy weather, they stay.

Private keys sign languages unseen, With cryptic code, true identity glean. In data’s flow, a beacon of trust, Shields against the cyber gust.

Ciphered links, unbroken chain of thought, In digital realms, safety is bought. To trust in sites, oh users yearn, Secure Sockets Layer, a lesson learned.

To intercept or change, a daunting quest, With SSL Certificates, our data's at rest.

[–] Phoenix3875@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago
[–] FatTony@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

If Shakespeare did say that back then, it would actually sound very poetic. (at least if you omid SSL)

[–] GlennMagusHarvey@mander.xyz 5 points 1 year ago

Egads! An error SSL occurred. Secure connect to server be not here.

[–] cyd@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Perfect iambic pentameter.

[–] Gordon@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Nearly. I'm counting 19, but that's close enough IMO.

An ssl 'rr'r hast did occur and a secureth connection to the s'rv'r cannot beest madeth

[–] Xeelee@kbin.social 3 points 1 year ago

My favoured sonnet.

[–] dreadedsemi@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

To bug or not to bug, that's the question.

[–] Thierry1000@lemmy.graz.social 1 points 11 months ago
[–] pistachio@lemmy.ml 0 points 1 year ago

Meme doesn't need the bottom half

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