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know the features of your language (lemmy.world)

submitted 11 months ago by jroid8@lemmy.world to c/programmerhumor@lemmy.ml

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[–] juli@programming.dev 0 points 11 months ago

I hate it.

It's like:

The tree is green, if it's summer. If it's summer, the tree is green.

I like the second much better.

[–] 30p87@feddit.de -2 points 11 months ago

Except there's literally no change in performance as a normal compiler will treat those the same. It just looks nice and trim down the time an experienced dev reads and understands the code by around 200ms.

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